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A masterpiece truly and honestly :bakacat: :weep:

THE ORIGIN OF STANNIE-BLAMEBERRY CHOCO COOKIES

It was a beautiful day of summer in 1980, when it was the first time we had tasted the most amazing cookies that the world’s history had ever known. They were so amazing, that everyone had tried to steal them for redistribution – from Kitkat to Oreos, and even your annoying local neighborhood Girl Scouts. But with the help of our friend, Thanos, and a snap of fingers – everything had been easily solved.

The first time we had them baked was at our friend Chippie’s birthday. It was a gift from his amazing grandmother. We were all celebrating the wonderful occasion by the lake. Swimming, splashing, and shooting water guns around, as our cheerful meerkat laugh echoed throughout the woods. Finally, Chippie decided to open the box that he had prepared earlier, but forgotten about it.

Instantly, just upon the first chew and bite, we were all amazed by its taste. We had had so many sweets in the past, but this one was special. We just knew it. We all knew it, as the sweet blueberry melted in our mouths, that these would not last long.

Meerkats are known for their sweet tooth. We love to eat anything sweet – and we are not afraid to fight those feisty squirrels if we had to! Everyone could use a sweet morning hazelnut after all.

Chomi, our sneaky little friend, who was always full of incredible ideas and had always been the one to motivate everyone, suddenly spoke up, “I suggest that we learn this wonderful recipe and redistribute those cookies! We can make a fortune out of this. Everyone is going to love them!”

“Ooh, I love this idea!” Achoo chirped excitedly, gulping down one large bite. But just a moment after, she began to wallow in pity – she should have enjoyed it a bit longer...those sweet blueberries massaging the bud of her tongue. Yummy.

“Maybe this would help us to raise enough plus coins and orbs, so that we could sue Aki the ‘seally’ Seal,” Stannie thought to herself. Aki? Well, she was the leader of the seals and for some reason, Stannie had always been obsessed with Aki. Always looking for ways to get her seal buddy into any trouble she could think of. This could be within the nature of a Meerkat.

Stannie finally rose from the spot she was sitting and walked toward where the box of cookies was. “Hey! Whatcha’ doin’?!” she called out the cute, fluffy innocent sm maid who was reaching out for a cookie in the box.

“Just getting a cookie, why?” Maid innocently looked up at Stannie with her beautiful, large eyes.

Stannie and Maid had rarely ever got along. If they did, it would be the full moon – or just a miraculous encounter once in a blue moon, if you know what I mean (hehehe).

“Only one cookie is left! As a leader I am supposed to be having it,” Stannie stated and tried to shoo Maid away.

Mina came to disagree, “You are not the only leader! Chip is also our leader!”

“It is his birthday, we should be leaving the cookie for him,” Polaris_Tae innocently offered. All of the Meerkats looked at each other, sharing a couple of nods and smiles. Everyone liked her idea. It was his day after all so they should save it for the best and most fun Meerkat.

But mischievous Chomi came up with another idea, “Let all of us share it! All of us should take a tiny bite–” but before she could finish, her head flicked towards the direction of the box and her face drained of color. “Uh oh! WATCH OUT!”

Stannie and Maid were both on their way.

The fight ensued. The rocks were thrown at each other. Stannie tried to drown Maid. Maid karate-kicked Stannie. We were so amused, so bewildered, and scared by the whole situation – we only stood there as the events were unfolding before our eyes.

"I blame it all on Stannie!" Maid screamed out before throwing a one more strong punch at Stannie's ego-bruised face while our lovely sweetie Nara quietly finished off the cookie they had been fighting over. With the cute grin on her face and boosted up energy, she cheerfully jumped around shouting our meerkat chant afterwards, “Cheerful meerkats do not frown! We turn sadness upside down! We bring Thanos to the ground! Cheerful meerkats don't back down!”

What was next, you ask? Well, we spent the rest of our night at the ER due to our injuries. But we had our Bobo to help us out. He was there to kiss all the booboos away, especially Maid’s.

A fight over nothing, you’d think. But this cookie was special. It could change the Meerkats’ lives and future. Even Thanos loved them and would endorse them during his spaceship trips.

Anyway, that's how the cookie got its name.

The End. Not.

ENCORE STORY

“Ah, it feels so nice here,” Coco sang with her legs put up on the pedestal as she rested her arms behind her head.

Chomi joined her on the side, munching on the remaining leftover popcorn as she was watching all that drama just a moment ago. They were all now chilling inside of Thanos’ spaceship as they were about to start their new journey, ditching the non-existent Gliders and Seals.

“We should have ditched both Thanos and Stannie a long time ago,” she mused.

“It was a good idea to sacrifice Stannie for a soul stone, ey!” Maid said with pride, recalling what she had done. She had literally pushed Stannie off of the cliff.

“Ah, I wonder what awaits us,” Achoo cutely sneezed.

“Bless you!” Nara lovingly wished her all the best.

Sexy nodded her head, taking a hint from her fellow Meerkats as she turned the engine on, the spaceship picking up.

The Guardians of The Galaxy, here they come!

But little did the Future Guardians know that by their side, there was a plush toy Peepo sitting in one of the empty seats.

It was not the ending for one of them, that's for sure.

SYNOPSIS OF THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (MEERKATS EDITION)

But capitalism has yet again proven to be the Meerkats greatest enemy, as they are poor penniless creatures without a dime to their name, while their nemesis Aki sits on her throne made out of precious orbs while hoarding them only for the seals to enjoy. Thus, the meerkats spend their time wishing for a day when Aki is finally overthrown and they once again have access to their precious orbs to make even more of their wonderful cookies. Maybe they should call their old frenemy Thanos Oppar for the snappening 2.0 (ง︡'-'︠)ง

But alas, Thanos Oppar had a date with lady death and had the meerkats forever on mute after they had stolen those precious infinity stones from him and turned the entire population of the galaxy – including Thanos Oppar – into meerkats in their attempt to make meerkats great again. Thanos never again wants to go through the trauma of going from a buff grape colored titan to a purple squirrel that has failed in his fear factor. We can only wonder when Thanos x Meerkats will become everyone’s OTP again ~
 
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