Idol group launches popularity contest between members, the one with the lowest sales to debut in an Adult Movie as a punishment

[Stan BiSH]

In September of this year the idol group PLANCK STARS announced a popularity contest between the members, the one with the highest sales would receive a prize while the member with the lowest would have to, as a punishment, debut in an adult movie directed by "Tiger Kosakai" (a big name porn director), the results would be announced on October



immediately after the announcement there were many reactions from both followers of the group and the general public, the outrage was such that it even reached major news sites but despite the backlash their company YABACUBE INC decided to continue with the contest

and well the results were just announced

the winner of the competition was "Kan Nyan" who is the leader of the group, as a prize she was gifted a brand new bicycle but of course that isn't the part of the contest people are interested in, they want to known who is the unfortunate member that became an idol dreaming of fame but now has fallen into the darkest pits of the industry
the loser of the contest was "Puri-chan" who barely joined the group a few months ago, unfortunately she received 0 votes



wait,

isn't that a dog?

yes it is! when people heard about the contest their single neuron activated and they started thinking about which member they wanted to protect and which they would like to see doing porn, in the end they forgot the dog is also a member of the group

it doesn't matter if they were the people trying to start conversations about the morality of encouraging someone to do sex work or the ones filled with lust dreaming of seeing a girl they like being defiled on video, both ended looking like fools

so you have to admit it was a nice prank, that said not everyone shares the same feeling, angry voices have started to appear and is not for the reason you would think

see, this group actually has 2 mascots: Puri-chan the Shiba inu and Nihon Zaru the monkey


Nihon Zaru also received 0 votes so she should be punished too, people think this irrefutable proof the staff is showing favoritism among the members

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honestly no one should be surprised this was the result, for starters pushing someone to do sex work is incredibly illegal but most importantly the group's name "PLANCK STARS" is just a pun on "PRANKSTERS" so they should've see it coming

is illegal to make a dog do porn? i don't know but we are going to find out after some intern spends the following weeks trying to record two dogs having sex

 

[hatmixx]

 

[sm maid]

excuse me

 

[soozie]

 

[Dragon of the West]

Scenes when the loser of this contest ends up having a more successful career in the long-run

Edit: Wait, the dog is involved in this whole thing? Like it wasn't weird already...

 

[UMJI MOODS]

Definitely attention grabbing.

 

[Seriously]

I'm- wow that was a journey

 

[roseychu]

what in the world, what a lot of twists and turns

 

[dnb]

Very weird but very funny. A "this can happen only in Japan" kind of funny.

 

[Bellamy]

I was so scared while reading this

 

[kimsguardian]

oooohh she's cute, i like it

 

[OutroTearTheFirst]

What the hell did I just read