SHOP Seal-Selling Seal Shop - Get your seals here!

[Lurkette]

Hello there, fellow humans. Have you ever wanted a seal of your very own? Have you ever wanted to dress said seal up in people clothes? Have you ever wanted a keepsake polaroid of said seal in people clothes? Well, today is your lucky day, my friends!

We at Camp Mysterious Seals would like to offer you our extensive graphic design services, as long as it is limited to seals. Our pinniped flippers--I mean, completely normal, human arm hands, can only accomplish so much.

First, we have some ready-made gifs for you, freshly baked by yours truly, @Lurkette:

A forever mood:

This can be used as an avatar or as a most fitting reaction image:

Here is an accompanying signature for your shiny, slick seal set:

You will absolutely be the envy of all your friends when you show your disdain for this world via seals!

Additionally, resident seal stylist @OutroTearTheFirst is here to take requests for custom attire on a seal of your very own!

Take a look at this seal, in nothing but a regular old seal suit.

Now, marvel at the transformation that can be accomplished only with expert fashion artistry!

A Cinderella story, truly. Outro holds a master's degree from SIF, the Seal Institute of Fashion, so rest assured all your fashion dreams will come true!

Now, as an added bonus, @Chiharu will offer her services to you in photography, putting your smooth new seal into a Polaroid frame as a keepsake memento! How much is this added bonus, you may ask? Why, it's
FREE

That's right, act now and you can get seal reaction gifs, a seal set, a custom seal, AND a polaroid of that seal, all for the low price of nothing (because seal suits don't have pockets so we can't carry any money)

Chiharu studied photography in Antarctica for 11 years before joining our camp, and now she can share her talents with the world!

Obviously these items were crafted with the utmost of care by talented, experienced artisans, but we also one more option from our apprentice and camp leader, should you want
even
more
seals.

Here, we have another custom seal, this time with a message written to your exact specifications. Seals are excellent creatures for marketing and propaganda purposes, so I highly recommend that you utilize them frequently and often. Please note that all seals with a message will be au naturale, as they cannot model clothing and hold up a sign at the same time. What do you think this is, a circus?

Summon @AKID❀KI should you wish for a custom message seal!

Ah, another seal, hard at work. Thanks, Aki, for keeping seals employed!




The shopfront itself was constructed by our own @Golden, truly a seal among seals. Admire her tireless efforts to build our shop! Ooh, aah!

Seals truly are an essential staple these days, as you can see, because you can use them for almost anything. If you don't want the tides of trendiness to leave you behind, you'd better request your seal and fast! We have to go sing some seal songs--uh... I mean, do normal, human, businessman things. Yes. Quite.

Please use the following form for requests:

Username:
Requesting from: (either @OutroTearTheFirst, @Chiharu, or @AKID❀KI)
Request: (An outfit for Outro, attach a photo of your seal for Chiharu, or a message for Aki)


We will respond as quickly as we can waddle over to the computer. Additionally, please use the gifs Lurkette provided at your leisure, but provide a screenshot should use the seals, please!
We reserve the right to use these screenshots for future promotional efforts to advance the mission of sealkind before we sing our seal song and disappear into another dimension.
Regards!

 

[chomp chomp]

Username: @moelleux
Requesting from: @OutroTearTheFirst,
Request: x

 

[Stannie]

Eye-



Brb to request once I've hunted down Akidoki.

 

[OutroTearTheFirst]

Username: @moelleux
Requesting from: @OutroTearTheFirst,
Request: x

I am going to a dentist appointment, but when I get back I will take care of your request!
​

 

[Lurkette]

Eye-



Brb to request once I've hunted down Akidoki.

Careful, she's...

Slippery.

 

[Stannie]

Username: Stannie
Requesting from: @AKID❀KI
Request: A Sign that says, "Overthrow @*!*0k! 2020!!!" and one that says, "Aki's unrequited love for Stannie </3"

Thanks very much in advance

 

[abra]

I recognize that first seal

 

[Mimi]

Username: Multilingual Cactus
Requesting from: @OutroTearTheFirst
Request: Do whatever you would like to see me in

i love your gifs <3

 

[Lurkette]

I recognize that first seal

You and I have met, yes.

 

[Baymax]

Username: Baymax
Requesting from: @Chiharu
Request:

Spoiler

 

[Chiharu]

Username: Baymax
Requesting from: @Chiharu
Request:

Spoiler

would you like that with your name on it, or no?

 

[Baymax]

would you like that with your name on it, or no?

Surprise me, you mysterious seal!

 

[Chiharu]

Surprise me, you mysterious seal!

Here you go

 

[Baymax]

Here you go

He's beautiful, you truly captured his best angle

 

[OutroTearTheFirst]

Username: @moelleux
Requesting from: @OutroTearTheFirst,
Request: x

here she is!​

 

[chomp chomp]

here she is!​

Perfect!!!

 

[OutroTearTheFirst]

Username: Multilingual Cactus
Requesting from: @OutroTearTheFirst
Request: Do whatever you would like to see me in

i love your gifs <3

here it is! a sneak peak of the new 2021 s/s collection

 

[BlueNose]

Username: BlueNose
Requesting from: @OutroTearTheFirst
Request :x

thank you ~

 

[Mimi]

here it is! a sneak peak of the new 2021 s/s collection

I love it

Im a trend setter
Thank you so much

 

[AKID❀KI]

Username: Stannie
Requesting from: @AKID❀KI
Request: A Sign that says, "Overthrow @*!*0k! 2020!!!" and one that says, "Aki's unrequited love for Stannie </3"

Thanks very much in advance

here you go! I included a free 3rd one too.