WHY I CAN'T COMPETE IN THRONE WARS
By UMJI MOODS
First I put on a lot of weight sitting around. I got so fat that I fell through time into the future. Some giant kid with an iron club beat me up.
Luckily I fell back through time because again I was still fat. I'm taking dance classes to try...
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