The Tzuyu Report - (Ep. 4)
In today's Tzuyu News.
Tzuyu shows us how to be successful in life by honing our skills in poses and gestures.
The Plushie
The Hockey Player
The Laser Gun
The Sleep While Standing
The Michael Jordan
The Gymnast.
The Gang Sign...
The Tzuyu With Fruits Thread
I have calculated and studied the constellations and human history and have determined that what is needed in this world is a thread about Tzuyu and fruit.
So here it is.
You're welcome world.
Tzuyu with pear.
Tzuyu with pineapple?
Tzuyu with apple...
Angel "I Ignore Gangnam Gunshots" Tzuyu
I love this video so much.
Girl next door Tzuyu. Simple makeup and long straight hair.
What an angel!
So much angel that she's not even phased when gunshots ring out halfway. (45 secs) Lmao.
The sound of small arms fire in the dorm may bother...
Intern Tzuyu
Oh Intern Tzuyu
Let's hire you right away.
No paperwork needed
No approval. No mess.
The company can't run without you.
I've got to hire you on the spot.
Don't worry about copies
Or getting anyone coffee.
We'll get those for you.
While you lead Company Projects.
And...
Airport Tzuyu
Airport Tzuyu Oh Airport Tzuyu...
How I wish to be your luggage
We can travel together.
You in sweats. Me following along behind you.
I'll keep your things tidy and collected.
While you walk like an angel through Gimpo and Incheon.
Maybe we can stay here forever...
SongSong Is Wrecking Havoc On My Tzuyu Twitter
Being a Tzuyu inclined fanboy.
I have set up my Twitter such that it is more or less...
99% Tzuyu.
You know like I follow 811 Tzuyu accounts and like a few others. Like 2.
Well there I was.
Just an innocent Tzuyu Fanboy trying to look at his...
Elven Tzuyu
O Elven Tzuyu
Look at your pretty Elvish Ears.
They stick out just like when you were little.
Peek out from your Angel hair to say hi to the world.
When you walk in the forest I bet grass grows.
And all the animals will love you.
Please don't sail away in that boat like...
Bean Pole Tzuyu
Oh Bean Pole Tzuyu.
Like a pretty stick you are.
Or maybe a slender ruler
Let's measure you.
Are you 6 feet tall?
How high into the sky you stretch.
With your pretty pantaloons
Keeping you safely stuck to the ground.
Should you get the things from the high cupboard...
Angel Tzuyu Passes Heavenly Judgment
*Angel Tzuyu sits in heaven doing angel things.*
Minion: Angel Tzuyu! Some haters were making fun of the unnies!
*Angel Tzuyu looks down from her cloud and prepares the Heaven Lightning Bolts & Thunder*
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