Exposing @*!*0k!

Stannie

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For years I've endured working under a tyranny whose name shall not be mentioned here for safety purposes :brbdying:

Why endure, you ask? Because I wanted to make my ends meet and have some saving left to contribute toward the Stannie's Unique Badge Charity :sadpepe:

I thought that if I was persistent in rejecting their advances everything would be fine, but I was wrong :sejeongcry:

Their power abuse has gotten worse each passing day. Back then I was just threatened to be fired but just today I was threatened to be sold :peepoblanket:

I can't take it anymore. So I'm taking this chance while they're still on vacation for a few days to elope :noooo:

I'm sorry I cannot reveal their identity for the fear of my life; also, because they are very well-liked by the general public, nobody would believe me, unfortunately... :jinjudge:

But let me leave you with a few hints so that you may be able to avoid falling into the same fate as I do.

They love aesthetics. I suspect it's to cover up what's inside.

They are a self-proclaimed goddess of wisdom and war.

There's some weird symbol in their name. Rumor has it that it's used to hypnotize people.

They like to coerce people into calling them cute. ("Because I'm cute, that's fact," would be their classic response.)

They even reward people for not saving babies in the forest!

Lastly, they would often be seen using this disturbing gif:


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I'm sure, as a decent human being that you are, you must be feeling very furious right now after having learned about such atrocity :palcry:

"What can I do to help?" must be the one question in your mind right now :weep:

You might feel helpless but actually, it's very simple to help! :poggers:

First, you can just donate - any amount - to the charity noted above :poggers:

Lastly and most importantly, you can go to this thread to apply for this team. Their sole purpose of existence is to overthrow our subject matter :poggers:


I wish you luck. Together we can end this dictatorship :poggers: For now, I shall elope :HidePar:
 

Stannie

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wow so you are thinking of a romantic runaway with me huh

I was just being friendly but I guess you just can't help it :poggers:

Can you blame me for doubting the intention of a self-proclaimed "Proud Soomanie" whose location is lsm's office :stonemin:
 
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I donated to the charity but I jus don't think events team could stand my powas; I would overthrow tyrannyd0kï in day 1:FitPar:
 
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