ゴールデンボンバー - LINEのBGMにしてるとモテる曲/Golden Bomber - LINE no BGM ni shiteru to moteru kyoku
(A song that will make you popular if you use it as LINE background music)
Lyrics, Composition: 鬼龍院翔 (Kiryuin Shou)
Arrangement: 鬼龍院翔 (Kiryuin Shou), DJ Mass (VIVID Neon*), Reo
Translated by Lurkette @ hallyuplus.net
Original Lyrics/Romanization
バーベキューに here we go
異性もいっぱいよ
海老をカサ増してくぜ
腹毛出てたら剃れい
Barbecue ni here we go
Isei mo ippai yo
Ebi o kasa mashiteku ze
Harage detetara sorei
二十代 三十代から四十代
みんな不倫さって五十代
プッチンプリン 若いよな
ウェイなメス大体 鼻炎
Nijuudai sanjuudai kara yonjuudai
Minna furin satte gojuudai
Pucchinpurin wakai yo na
Uei na mesu daitai bien
oh oh oh メロンソーダ
oh oh oh melon soda
吸えるストロー好き
Sueru straw suki
oh oh oh ほぼみちょぱ
oh oh oh hobo michopa
hey ! 海老丼食う ?
hey! Ebidon kuu?
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
渋谷系 ?
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
木っ端微塵
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Shibuyakei?
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Koppamijin
どうやら俺はモテない
なら狙うは五十代
いや here we go 六十代
ダメなら七十代
Douyawa ore wa motenai
Nara nerau wa gojuudai
Iya here we go rokujuudai
Dame nara nanajuudai
俺サッパリ売れん中
みんな各々しっぽり
バーベキュー会場見渡して
俺を I want you なのは
Ore sappari urenchuu
Minna onoono shippori
Barbecue kaijou miwatashite
Ore o I want you na no wa
oh oh oh どうやら
oh oh oh douyara
今は未亡人
Ima wa miboujin
oh oh oh 鼻炎の
oh oh oh bien no
８０'s 婆さん
80's baasan
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
巣鴨系 ?
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
例に漏れずウェイ
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Sukamokei?
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Rei ni morezu uei
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
どんだけ～
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
固定電話
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Dondake~
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Koteidenwa
Making Making Love Making Making Trust
it's Making Making Making Wife
キスマいっぱいね
Kisuma ippai ne
Making Love Making Making Trust
it's Making Making Making Wife
載るぜフライデー
Noru ze Friday
oh oh oh パーティー 海老 プリン
oh oh oh party ebi purin
Change my LIFE
oh oh oh ウェイ 紅 鼻炎
oh oh oh uei aka bien
８０'s 婆さん
80's baasan
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
not ガラケー
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
まずインストール
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
not karakee
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Mazu install
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
ログイン
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
固定電話
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Log in
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Koteidenwa
あっ、どう ? LINEの具合は ?
超スゲェ
あっ、どう ? LINEの具合は ?
便利だよね
A, dou? LINE no guai wa?
Chou sugee
A, dou? LINE no guai wa?
Benri da yo ne
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
生年月日 !?
あっ、どう ? LINEの具合は ?
トークでウェイ
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Seinengappi!?
A, dou? LINE no guai wa?
Talk de uei
oh oh oh
今はnot 未亡人
Ima wa not miboujin
oh oh oh
90's my wife
English Translation
To the barbecue, here we go
Lots of co-eds here
I'll increase the number of shrimp
If my stomach hair is going to show I have to shave
Twenties, thirties, then fourties
They're all fooling around, so on to the fifties
Pushing pudding, so young
Partier females in general, with nasal inflammation
oh oh oh melon soda
I like that straw you're sucking on
oh oh oh you look just like Michopa
Hey! Will you eat this shrimp bowl?
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
Are you the Shibuya type?
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
Broken into smithereens
Seems like I'm not popular
So I'm aiming at fifties
No, here we go sixties
If that doesn't work, seventies
I'm not selling in the least
Everyone else is soaked
I look out over the barbecue spot
What I, I want you, is
oh oh oh seems like
Right now she's a widow
oh oh oh with nasal inflammation
80's old lady
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
Are you the Sugamo type?
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
A partier, no exception
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
Wow~
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
A landline phone
Making making love, making making trust
It's making making making wife
Lots of hickeys
Making making love, making making trust
It's making making making wife
Publish me, Friday
oh oh oh party, shrimp, pudding
Change my LIFE
oh oh oh partiers, lipstick, nasal inflammation
80's old lady
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
Not a flip phone
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
First you have to install it
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
Log in
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
A landline phone
Ah, how about it? How's LINE going?
Super cool
Ah, how about it? How's LINE going?
It's so convenient
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
That's your birth date!?
Ah, how about it? How's LINE going?
Talk is a party
oh oh oh
Now she's not a widow
oh oh oh
90's my wife
(A song that will make you popular if you use it as LINE background music)
Lyrics, Composition: 鬼龍院翔 (Kiryuin Shou)
Arrangement: 鬼龍院翔 (Kiryuin Shou), DJ Mass (VIVID Neon*), Reo
Translated by Lurkette @ hallyuplus.net
Original Lyrics/Romanization
バーベキューに here we go
異性もいっぱいよ
海老をカサ増してくぜ
腹毛出てたら剃れい
Barbecue ni here we go
Isei mo ippai yo
Ebi o kasa mashiteku ze
Harage detetara sorei
二十代 三十代から四十代
みんな不倫さって五十代
プッチンプリン 若いよな
ウェイなメス大体 鼻炎
Nijuudai sanjuudai kara yonjuudai
Minna furin satte gojuudai
Pucchinpurin wakai yo na
Uei na mesu daitai bien
oh oh oh メロンソーダ
oh oh oh melon soda
吸えるストロー好き
Sueru straw suki
oh oh oh ほぼみちょぱ
oh oh oh hobo michopa
hey ! 海老丼食う ?
hey! Ebidon kuu?
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
渋谷系 ?
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
木っ端微塵
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Shibuyakei?
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Koppamijin
どうやら俺はモテない
なら狙うは五十代
いや here we go 六十代
ダメなら七十代
Douyawa ore wa motenai
Nara nerau wa gojuudai
Iya here we go rokujuudai
Dame nara nanajuudai
俺サッパリ売れん中
みんな各々しっぽり
バーベキュー会場見渡して
俺を I want you なのは
Ore sappari urenchuu
Minna onoono shippori
Barbecue kaijou miwatashite
Ore o I want you na no wa
oh oh oh どうやら
oh oh oh douyara
今は未亡人
Ima wa miboujin
oh oh oh 鼻炎の
oh oh oh bien no
８０'s 婆さん
80's baasan
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
巣鴨系 ?
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
例に漏れずウェイ
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Sukamokei?
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Rei ni morezu uei
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
どんだけ～
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
固定電話
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Dondake~
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Koteidenwa
Making Making Love Making Making Trust
it's Making Making Making Wife
キスマいっぱいね
Kisuma ippai ne
Making Love Making Making Trust
it's Making Making Making Wife
載るぜフライデー
Noru ze Friday
oh oh oh パーティー 海老 プリン
oh oh oh party ebi purin
Change my LIFE
oh oh oh ウェイ 紅 鼻炎
oh oh oh uei aka bien
８０'s 婆さん
80's baasan
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
not ガラケー
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
まずインストール
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
not karakee
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Mazu install
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
ログイン
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
固定電話
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Log in
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Koteidenwa
あっ、どう ? LINEの具合は ?
超スゲェ
あっ、どう ? LINEの具合は ?
便利だよね
A, dou? LINE no guai wa?
Chou sugee
A, dou? LINE no guai wa?
Benri da yo ne
あっ、どう ? LINEのIDは ?
生年月日 !?
あっ、どう ? LINEの具合は ?
トークでウェイ
A, dou? LINE no ID wa?
Seinengappi!?
A, dou? LINE no guai wa?
Talk de uei
oh oh oh
今はnot 未亡人
Ima wa not miboujin
oh oh oh
90's my wife
English Translation
To the barbecue, here we go
Lots of co-eds here
I'll increase the number of shrimp
If my stomach hair is going to show I have to shave
Twenties, thirties, then fourties
They're all fooling around, so on to the fifties
Pushing pudding, so young
Partier females in general, with nasal inflammation
oh oh oh melon soda
I like that straw you're sucking on
oh oh oh you look just like Michopa
Hey! Will you eat this shrimp bowl?
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
Are you the Shibuya type?
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
Broken into smithereens
Seems like I'm not popular
So I'm aiming at fifties
No, here we go sixties
If that doesn't work, seventies
I'm not selling in the least
Everyone else is soaked
I look out over the barbecue spot
What I, I want you, is
oh oh oh seems like
Right now she's a widow
oh oh oh with nasal inflammation
80's old lady
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
Are you the Sugamo type?
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
A partier, no exception
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
Wow~
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
A landline phone
Making making love, making making trust
It's making making making wife
Lots of hickeys
Making making love, making making trust
It's making making making wife
Publish me, Friday
oh oh oh party, shrimp, pudding
Change my LIFE
oh oh oh partiers, lipstick, nasal inflammation
80's old lady
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
Not a flip phone
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
First you have to install it
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
Log in
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
A landline phone
Ah, how about it? How's LINE going?
Super cool
Ah, how about it? How's LINE going?
It's so convenient
Ah, how about it? What's your LINE ID?
That's your birth date!?
Ah, how about it? How's LINE going?
Talk is a party
oh oh oh
Now she's not a widow
oh oh oh
90's my wife
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If there are any additional notes anyone wants me to make on these lyrics, please let me know. It's full of of-the-moment cultural references and innuendo, so it's fine if some sections are more mysterious the casual listener.