Google Florida man + your birth date and see your results.

[Bellamy]

I saw it today on Twitter so here it is.
My results: Florida man December 24th

Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket (2018)

Florida man busted for handing out pot ‘because it was Christmas’ (2019)​

Florida man arrested for tossing golf clubs into highway traffic, punching trooper (2020)​

Florida man caught with drugs on his penis but denies drugs are his (2021)

Florida man arrested after package reportedly containing drugs was delivered to neighbor (2022)​

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[Seriously]

Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection

 

[Bchip]

FL man arrested for throwing sausages at his Mom

WATCH: Florida Man Arrested After Deputy Finds Something In His Underwear

Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise

Florida man accused of stealing Disney costumes wrestles with deputies

Eye-
Americans...

 

[sm maid]

my favorite one:

Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar (2021)

 

[BianTwo]

Florida man tried to behead man in convenience store with scissors

Florida man sentenced for smuggling lizards, admits selling to Colorado customers

Police: Florida man tries to trade back vehicle he stole from dealership

 

[Chu]

Florida man pays electric bills of families about to lose power for Christmas

wow wd florida man

Florida Man Reportedly Threw Christmas Tree at Wife Because She "Asked Him to Help With Dinner"

not so well done

 

[OutroTearTheFirst]

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say​

Florida man hears bump at door; 9-foot gator outside bites his leg​

Florida Man Shoved Woman Because He Wanted to Eat Egg Rolls in Her House, Claims She Slapped Him​

 

[unicorn]

Florida man arrested in north Arkansas on voyeurism ...

Florida man arrested for threatening others with nunchucks

Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames "hookah-smoking caterpillar"

seems pretty tame in comparasion

but still

 

[Pandaa]

Florida man accused of smearing human waste across food and shelves at a discount store


Florida man arrested after trying to flee deputies on lawn mower