Man Arrested For Pleasuring Himself At "Kum & Go" Gas Station

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Man Arrested For Pleasuring Himself At Kum & Go Gas Station

This is kind of like a baby getting in trouble for crying at a Wawa

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Man Arrested For Pleasuring Himself At Kum & Go Gas Station​

An Iowa man has been arrested and charged with indecent exposure for an incident in March where witnesses say he pleasured himself at a Kum & Go gas station, then vacated the premises.

Local police launched an investigation and determined that Mr. Kelly was a suspect after viewing surveillance footage. When confronted Mr. Kelly admitted that his clothing matched the man in the video but denied being the perpetrator. Witnesses positively identified him in a suspect lineup, and the police obtained a warrant to search Mr. Kelly’s house to find the matching clothing.

Once charged with a misdemeanor of indecent exposure, Mr. Kelly clarified that he was just “scratching his genitals” and not actually exposing himself. He faces up to a year in jail if convicted. He has previous convictions for convictions for felony theft, narcotics possession, driving without a license, and marijuana possession​