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meet @sm maid
once upon a time a man by the name of @yongfilms was throwing a party at his crib
it was the party of his dreams. this was a party yong had been dreaming about throwing since he was a kid
finally... yong thought to himself. he moved out of his parents' house, no one could tell him what to do, this was the moment he had been dreaming of!
lots of food, lots of games, lots of people, lots of liquor, and they'd be partying till the early morning, how could anyone not have fun!?
at some point around 11:45pm, yong went upstairs. while walking down the hallway, he spotted a mysterious old woman sitting on the edge of the bed in the master bedroom
freaked out, yong yells out, "yo who the fuck invited this old bitch to my party!?"
old bitch in question got up from the bed and shushed yong, begging him to not snitch on her
"w-who... who are you?" yong nervously says
"please don't tell anyone, i just came here because I'm lonely
" old bitch in question replied
"what are you doing in my house!? i'm calling the cops!" yong exclaimed in fear
old lady grabs yong's arm, "please don't... i've had a long, hard year
let me explain myself to you"
"what do you mean?" yong says
old lady grabs yong and sits him on the edge of the bed with her
"my name is sm maid and i'm 56 years old. today's my 56th birthday"
"oh... happy birthday?" yong says, questioning why this was important for him to know
"thanks... you were the first person to wish me that. i have no one in my life to wish me a happy birthday anymore" maid says, with a tear rolling down her cheek
"you have no one? what do you mean by that?" yong asks
"well... up until this morning i lived in the hallyuplus nursing home. i had so many friends who i considered to be family. it wasn't until 2024 when it all went downhill..." maid alludes
"ooo... go on
" yong's chismoso ass says
"well, it all started when i tried hosting a monopoly event with my buddies from the nursing home over the summer and i accidentally leaked an answer key to one of the players! they wouldn't stop clowning me... then i got accused of being the bully of the nursing home. they all voted me as 'most likely to bully someone' during the nursing home awards of '24! and then..." maid chokes up "today we were having a bingo tournament in the lounge and someone wanted to argue with me about my knowledge about the invasion of poland in 1946! they acting like i wasn't alive in that era! i have the receipts of that invasion of poland homework assignment from miss ishtar's irrigation class here!
and no one believed me! eventually everyone in the nursing home ganged up on me and the nursing home staff threw me out! in the cold, pouring rain! now i have no one..." maid explains, wiping away tears
yong sits on the bed in shock. "wow... i had no idea you went through so much within a year."
"it was so hard. none of them even wished me a happy birthday. they all forgot!" maid responds. "i was walking alone in the dark, cold rain when i walked by your house and noticed you were having a party. i decided to come in because how else will i be able to celebrate after getting kicked out the nursing home? please don't kick me out... i swear i'm only just here to have fun
"
yong ponders for a moment. "hmmm... tell me more about yourself. what else do you do?"
maid then goes on to tell yong about her side hobbies, such as being an admin for some nugu kpop forum. "they treat me horribly there too! i breathe and i get angry reacted left and right! they think i'm a bully too
but i'm not a bully! i'm just a misunderstood old lady who's had a hard life..." maid explains. maid also talks about her other hobbies such as sewing, bird watching and listening to music. she tells yongie that her top artist on spotify in 2024 was cher…
...chile anyways, yongie ends this interaction with some final words:
"today is january 14th. it's maid's 56th birthday today, and she wanted me to do her a favor by posting her story on the internet for some sympathy. will you guys be so kind enough to wish her a happy birthday? yeah she gets angry but she's just misunderstood and wants love! it will make not only her whole day but her whole 56 years of life
"
once upon a time a man by the name of @yongfilms was throwing a party at his crib
it was the party of his dreams. this was a party yong had been dreaming about throwing since he was a kid
finally... yong thought to himself. he moved out of his parents' house, no one could tell him what to do, this was the moment he had been dreaming of!
lots of food, lots of games, lots of people, lots of liquor, and they'd be partying till the early morning, how could anyone not have fun!?
at some point around 11:45pm, yong went upstairs. while walking down the hallway, he spotted a mysterious old woman sitting on the edge of the bed in the master bedroom
freaked out, yong yells out, "yo who the fuck invited this old bitch to my party!?"
old bitch in question got up from the bed and shushed yong, begging him to not snitch on her
"w-who... who are you?" yong nervously says
"please don't tell anyone, i just came here because I'm lonely
" old bitch in question replied"what are you doing in my house!? i'm calling the cops!" yong exclaimed in fear
old lady grabs yong's arm, "please don't... i've had a long, hard year
let me explain myself to you""what do you mean?" yong says
old lady grabs yong and sits him on the edge of the bed with her
"my name is sm maid and i'm 56 years old. today's my 56th birthday"
"oh... happy birthday?" yong says, questioning why this was important for him to know
"thanks... you were the first person to wish me that. i have no one in my life to wish me a happy birthday anymore
" maid says, with a tear rolling down her cheek"you have no one? what do you mean by that?" yong asks
"well... up until this morning i lived in the hallyuplus nursing home. i had so many friends who i considered to be family. it wasn't until 2024 when it all went downhill..." maid alludes
"ooo... go on
"well, it all started when i tried hosting a monopoly event with my buddies from the nursing home over the summer and i accidentally leaked an answer key to one of the players! they wouldn't stop clowning me... then i got accused of being the bully of the nursing home. they all voted me as 'most likely to bully someone' during the nursing home awards of '24! and then..." maid chokes up "today we were having a bingo tournament in the lounge and someone wanted to argue with me about my knowledge about the invasion of poland in 1946! they acting like i wasn't alive in that era! i have the receipts of that invasion of poland homework assignment from miss ishtar's irrigation class here!
and no one believed me! eventually everyone in the nursing home ganged up on me and the nursing home staff threw me out! in the cold, pouring rain! now i have no one..." maid explains, wiping away tears
yong sits on the bed in shock. "wow... i had no idea you went through so much within a year."
"it was so hard. none of them even wished me a happy birthday. they all forgot!" maid responds. "i was walking alone in the dark, cold rain when i walked by your house and noticed you were having a party. i decided to come in because how else will i be able to celebrate after getting kicked out the nursing home? please don't kick me out... i swear i'm only just here to have fun
"yong ponders for a moment. "hmmm... tell me more about yourself. what else do you do?"
maid then goes on to tell yong about her side hobbies, such as being an admin for some nugu kpop forum. "they treat me horribly there too! i breathe and i get angry reacted left and right! they think i'm a bully too
but i'm not a bully! i'm just a misunderstood old lady who's had a hard life..." maid explains. maid also talks about her other hobbies such as sewing, bird watching and listening to music. she tells yongie that her top artist on spotify in 2024 was cher…
...chile anyways, yongie ends this interaction with some final words:
"today is january 14th. it's maid's 56th birthday today, and she wanted me to do her a favor by posting her story on the internet for some sympathy. will you guys be so kind enough to wish her a happy birthday? yeah she gets angry but she's just misunderstood and wants love! it will make not only her whole day but her whole 56 years of life
"
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why did you stop the story right before we started kissinf 
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come gimme a bday kisswhy did you stop the story right before we started kissinf
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Happy birthday? Maid? 
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Do y’all need us to leave you two alone for a minute? 
Happy birthday maid!
Happy birthday maid!
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Wait...I just realise that Maid share the same birthday with my younger brother
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Miss ishtar's irrigation class was lit! They did everything, what couldn't that woman teach!?
Happy birthday to the wrinkled old prune I guess...
Happy birthday to the wrinkled old prune I guess...
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