Secrets, Juseyo! (3)

[MVSica]

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by JJPad (MVSica)
08/05/2019

JJPad here, with the steamiest, hot-hot-hottest Breaking News, Gossip and Rumors of Westoros!!!

Sometimes it's hard to keep Secrets...

Especially when the Secret is so entirely Scandalous that it could get the Mountain and half of Westoros after you!
So... what does an enterprising young investigative reporter do in that situation???

That's right!

GOSSIP!

Spoiler: Official Throne Wars Gossip

Targaryens and Lannisters are in an Apocalypse cult

Evidence:

Spoiler: Example 1:

Worshiping at the foot of their Corporate Masters

Spoiler: Example 2:

Red Lightning is about as real as Dragons and a One Eyed Krystal

IDK if they know that???

Spoiler: Example 3:

Fire and Destruction Worship

Spoiler: Example 4:

Vampire Queens

Really quite impressive!
I feel like there's something familiar about it all but I can't quite put my finger on it...

But look at these ancient documents I found!

Spoiler: Ancient Document

Hmmmmmm! Fire, Dragons, Red Lightning and destruction!
I wonder???

I leave it up to SePads to properly analyze my completely unbiased findings here.

 

[Seriously]

We just like robes and red, nothing sinister about it...

Those Targaryens tho, they aren't to be trusted​

 

[BlueNose]

resident cultist

 

[UMJI MOODS]

Is that why they only want me to play heavy metal music in my night job as a party bard?

 

[Sweetheart]

Did you just use my sig?
EYE-

 

[hatmixx]

 

[Sweetheart]

We just like robes and red, nothing sinister about it...

Those Targaryens tho, they aren't to be trusted​

At least riri and Outro trust in me

 

[MVSica]

We just like robes and red, nothing sinister about it...

Those Targaryens tho, they aren't to be trusted​

resident cultist

Is that why they only want me to play heavy metal music in my night job as a party bard?
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Your replies make me lmao ❤

Did you just use my sig?
EYE-

Yes such quality even if culty must be seen

 

[SeoyeonJelly]

Dang! I am glad House Stark is not part of any cult!

 

[Seriously]

At least riri and Outro trust in me

Ain't you got a village to burn down pyro

Your replies make me lmao ❤

 

[BlueNose]

At least riri and Outro trust in me

i trust u

 

[Sweetheart]

Ain't you got a village to burn down pyro

Don't you have a date with your sister tonight?

i trust u

I trust you too, Bluwu

Lannisters and Targaryens are friends​

 

[MVSica]

Don't you have a date with your sister tonight?

I trust you too, Bluwu

Lannisters and Targaryens are friends​

Cultists are usually friends

 

[Seriously]

Don't you have a date with your sister tonight?

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"Family first"

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Cultists are usually friends

I told you, no cultists in the Lannister household

 

[Sweetheart]

Cultists are usually friends

Best friends, i would dare to say

"Family first"

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I told you, no cultists in the Lannister household

Seri I-

 

[MVSica]

"Family first"

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I told you, no cultists in the Lannister household

Summoning circle?

 

[MVSica]

Best friends, i would dare to say

Seri I-

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[Seriously]

Seri I-

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Summoning circle?

No no, just a harmless uhhhh.......................greeting! yeah, a traditional greeting...

 

[MVSica]

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No no, just a harmless uhhhh.......................greeting! yeah, a traditional greeting...

 

[Tommie]

You're just a treasure Sica!
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