THREE REASONS WHY I AM TOO BUSY FOR THRONE WARS

[UMJI MOODS]

WHY I CAN'T COMPETE IN THRONE WARS
By UMJI MOODS
First I put on a lot of weight sitting around. I got so fat that I fell through time into the future. Some giant kid with an iron club beat me up.

Luckily I fell back through time because again I was still fat. I'm taking dance classes to try and drop a few tons. Phewww, hard work.

Also I have recently had some minor bug issues around the house. Hope that the exterminator shows up soon.

So really I am far too busy for games right now.

That's my story and I am sticking with it.
THE END​

 

[OutroTearTheFirst]

I SEE NO HOLES IN THIS STORY

IT IS ALL 100% BELIEVABLE​

 

[hatmixx]

 

[UMJI MOODS]

 

[MVSica]

Wew I have a story you must hear! I may have seen your cousin

 

[Jibang]

 

[UMJI MOODS]

Never seen that child before.

That's my story and I am sticking with it.​

 

[ZikyungDerp]

Hmmm yes that checks out. Story accepted

 

[UMJI MOODS]

Hmmm yes that checks out. Story accepted

Z!!!
I missed you.
❤

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[ZikyungDerp]

Z!!!
I missed you.
❤

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I missed you toooooo I'm so glad you're still here aliskjdfls
I opened H+ and saw your name in recent threads an it was like a whole sunshine

 

[BlessMeAchoo]

Seems like a legit story

If you don't want to take part in the event you can always come and play the small games I'll host in the Targ thread.
They're not 'official' games for the event so they're just for fun~

 

[Pandaa]

i am too busy training my dire cat

 

[Happy]

Amazing!

 

[yongfilms]

You're so brave for sharing this, thank you

And sorry about your bug problem, I've been having that exact problem too recently