💙 The Jjoknyangz [Sunshine☀️and Prince👑] Couple: Official🍓황필 Hyunlix🥝Thread 🤍

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After a Hyunjillion years, we're getting this Biore thing



They look so nice! Casual Kiwiberry!



Here is the Clean Hyunjin X Marie Claire!

 

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WE HIT 41K VIEWS!

I WANTED IT BY THE END OF THE FANMEET BUT WE GOT IT A WHOLE TWO DAYS IN ADVANCE!

THIS WILL BE THE FIRST STEP UP THE NINE STAIR LADDER TO 50K VIEWS!!

IDK IF IT'S POSSIBLE, BUT CAN WE HIT IT BEFORE SUMMER?

IF KIWIBERRY KEEP KIWIBERRYING, I THINK IT'S POSSIBLE!

BUT WE MUST START WITH THE COVETED 42K FIRST SO ON THE ROAD TO 42K!

 

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OK IT'S A NEW PAGE I NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN



I feel like we're not understanding WHY this hotpot date being confirmed is so INSANE

We're not remembering the crazy ass journey it took to get here, are we?

LET US REMEMBER WHERE WE CAME FROM

PLEASE RECALL THAT WAY BACK WHEN THE KIDS FIRST TOUCHED DOWN IN TAIWAN, HYUNJIN POSTED THIS ON BUBBLE

WOW, I ate so much hotpot, WOW, I'm so full, WOW just so FXXKING FULL

ZERO FXXKING INDICATION HE WAS OUT WITH ANOTHER SOUL Like we just assumed Hyunjin ate by himself

Changbin is the one who let us know that Hyunjin wasn't just out alone. He was with him and Han AND FELIX when he sent a picture from his dinner and "HanFelHyunChang"

WE WOULD HAVE LITERALLY HAD NO IDEA FELIX WAS APART OF THIS IF NOT FOR THIS ABSOLUTE LEGEND OF A MAN

So a few hours later, this video from a fan popped up confirming the lineup



There was also a fanaccount at the time that I didn't see until a day later when the concert shenanigans were going on saying Hyunlix left in the same car. Now I didn't see that fanaccount's source at the time, I just heard that it existed. Not that I doubted it, but just saying, I'd only heard it through the grapevine~

And that's basically how that ended~ Up until this point, we just believed Hyunlix and 2Racha went on a double date when they landed, Hyunlix left together, and that was it from there

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MONTHS PASS with most people probably not even remembering this hotpot thing happened when we suddenly are met with the Kaohsiung TALKER which is WORSE than we could have ever imagined



A LOT GOING ON IN THESE FOUR SECONDS, HUH?

We are met with Hyunjin and Felix sitting without even pretending they give a single shit about personal space And it's genuinely comically how they're sitting so close their arms are touching while Han and Changbin are nowhere near as close to each other OR Hyunlix The space between Hyunjin and Han has me CACKLING

JUST A YUGE WITH A CAPITAL Y AMOUNT OF SPACE BETWEEN EVERYONE NOT NAMED HYUNLIX

It almost looks like they're sitting in a single booth~ I can see that they're not but I legit have to question if they're even consciously aware of how close they are given that they AREN'T in a single chair



Then we see Hyunjin's phone and the way it's set up looks like he and Felix are watching videos together~ I mean Han and Changbin sure can't see it It's pretty much set up for the two of them~

OK so we get that four seconds of Hyunlix where it CLEARLY looks like they're doing their own thing here, cool~ Naturally, we assumed the meal probably continued from there and everyone else just had to deal with Hyunlix's married shenanigans

Well NO because seconds later, Changbin is almost having a stroke trying to tell us that it's hard for a lot of people to eat from a single pot.



And because of that, he, Han, and the two managers moved seats to sit at a different table so they could all eat more comfortably. Meaning Hyunjin and Felix stayed just like this

At a table completely by themselves And we never see them on camera again Mind you, yes, the scene pretty much ends after this but it's pretty FRICKIN TELLING that they don't film any more from their end as if more or less CONFIRMING beyond a shadow of a doubt that they were on a date

They're glued together, phone facing the both of them, and then the split up of the century happens when they decide not to let the four SKZ members sit together, but to have HYUNLIX ALONE while Han and Changbin are forced to DOUBLE DATE THE MANAGERS INSTEAD

THE FXXKING ABSURDITY OF THE EVOLUTION OF INFORMATION IS FXXKING UNHINGED

We started out believing Hyunjin had eaten by himself, to finding out it was what we believed was a double date with 2racha, to finding out Hyunlix were ACTUALLY FORREALSIES STAPLED TOGETHER, to then finding out they did not, in fact, double date 2Racha. They went on a completely solo date while 2Racha dated the MANAGERS I'M FXXKING SCREAMING

DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW WHY THIS INFORMATION HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD?????????????????????

Like we were kinda just joking "Hell yeah, Hyunlix double date" but also hoping it was true at the bare minimum when the reality was IT WAS A REAL DATE. COMPLETELY SOLO DATE EVERYONE ELSE CLEARED OUT AND LET THEM DO THEIR THING AND I'M JUST LIKE

They really filmed Hyunlix for FOUR seconds just for the TALKER vlog footage and then immediately have to come up with an explanation as to why everyone moves seats EXCEPT HYUNLIX

Like yeah, it's hard to share food among six people, you know what's easier? FOUR PEOPLE And not the four people in the group together and the managers to the side, nah, HYUNLIX ALONE and two members with two managers.

I DIE INTERNALLY EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT, IT'S SO FXXKING GOOFY HOW THEY TRY TO PRETEND THIS IS NORMAL

Changbin doesn't explain whatsoever why he and Han are sitting with their managers while Hyunlix sit together, he basically just ends the video after. Like bro is using every braincell at his disposal to convince himself that this is completely normal That in a group where six people are out eating and four of them are SKZ and two of them are managers, the logical way to split them up is to have two of the members alone and the other two with the managers. Because it's easier to eat that way

Not two kids and a manager, not two duos of kids and the two managers together, HYUNLIX SOLO DATE VS 2RACHA X MANAGER DOUBLE DATE

I repeat: DO YOU SEE WHY THIS INFO HAS ME IN A FXXKING CHOKEHOLD?

They didn't JUST confirm Hyunlix Hotpot Date, they confirmed it in the most nuclear way possible in that we see ZERO footage of it when they're alone, we SEE the way they're sitting prior to moving, and Changbin even CONFIRMS that Hyunlix ate alone. He didn't even have to fxxking share that. It's almost like he kinda felt like leaking it was a date

Which, frankly, he didn't HAVE to tell us that the four of them ate out together way back when it happened. He just did for some reason. And he could have ended this clip at the table and let us assume six people ate together but he felt like he had to not only show us that Hyunlix were on a date, but to further come up with an explanation as to why everyone effectively just left them on the date. He does not mention Hyunlix again, either. Like he doesn't say "Hyunjin and Felix stayed at the other table" even though they obviously stayed at the original table

Like in hindsight, it's all just kinda BIZARRE??? UNLESS your intention is very literally to wink wink nudge nudge the fact that they're on a date, why even say that everyone left the Hyunlix table? Why even bother coming up with an explanation???? Changbin could have said nothing

BRO REALLY JUST WANTED THE WORLD TO KNOW HIS ROOMIE WAS CANDOODLING WITH THE AUSSIE BOI I LITERALLY CAN'T FATHOM WHY ELSE CHANGBIN CHOSE TO FILM HYUNLIX FOR ALL OF FOUR SECONDS AND THEN FILM AGAIN AFTER MOVING, AND THEN SPECIFY THAT THE TWO MANAGERS AND HAN ARE THE ONES THAT MOVED WITH HIM. AND THEN WE NEVER SEE OR HEAR ABOUT HYUNLIX AGAN BTW LIKE WE FXXKING KNOW THEY'RE ON A DATE AND CHANGBIN IS DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO LET US KNOW THAT WITHOUT SAYING IT DIRECTLY

WHAT A FXXKING KING

From the idea that Hyunjin was alone to the idea that Hyunlix had a silly double date with 2Racha to finding out it was actually a Hyunlix date all along when the reality is that NONE of that information had to be shared. But at this point, it seems so intentional and it is why we forever label Hyunlix as "Private, but not a secret."

Because there's no FXXKING WAY on this planet Hyunlix don't want us to know they're a couple and THAT WHOLE SCENE is allowed to air. Considering that we usually barely get ANY Hyunlix footage in these TALKERS, this felt intentional AF. It was like a drip feed, "Yeah, we're on a date and we don't really care if you know we're on a date but we're not letting you see any more than these four seconds."

Because if they weren't on a date, I don't see why we didn't see any footage Changbin filmed a little bit of him and Han after they changed tables, so it was clearly just a normal meal they didn't mind filming some of. Hyunlix very rarely film their dates. We got around five minutes out of a whole day in Paris and none of it was the actual date. Most of it was just traveling from one place to another or looking at photos. This was probably an hour or so outing, so we didn't get shit, LMAO, AND GOOD BECAUSE ALL IT DOES IS CONFIRM IT WAS A DATE FORREALSIES

TO WHICH I CONCLUDE

HYUNLIX ES REAL, HYUNLIX HOTPOT DATE ES REAL, HYUNLIX SOLO KAOHSIUNG DATE REAL, HYUNLIX BOYFRIENDS, HYUNLIX COUPLE, HYUNLIX LOVERS, HYUNLIX REALEST BOYFRIENDS IN K-POP ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY THEY'RE SO FXXKING REAL I'LL KILL MYSELF TONIGHT

 

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Fluffy Pirichan's D-1 until the Fanmeet Countdown!





I really hope he wears the huge fluffy hat during the Fanmeet~ Sadge Hyunjin can't wear any of his cute hair accessories, tho He should deadass DRAWN ON HIS HEAD TO COMPENSATE

Fanmeet Practice Update!

Practice well, bbys!

 

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The kids are live now!




But I will have to catch up in the morning, it's way too late here