💙 The Jjoknyangz [Sunshine☀️and Prince👑] Couple: Official🍓황필 Hyunlix🥝Thread 🤍

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Trying hella hard to finish my Hyunlix of the Month before the concert tomorrow But I still need to post some Flashback Friday material



LOOK AT THESE CUTE LITTLE BABIES!!



It's so giving this so BAAAAADDD

One of my FAVORITE BABY HYUNLIX moments



HOW PRECIOUS ARE THEY, SERIOUSLY?????

Frankly never noticed how SHOOK the other members were during this moment



Like I knew Felix was quaking at how fast Hyunjin answered the question but the rest of them look just as BEFUDDLED Even they get shocked how much he knows about Felix

It's the way Hyunjin and Felix will already be glued together and still try to sit closer like PLEASE RELAX



Their inability to leave space for air to pass between them is commendable

 

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Apparently Felix was doing his rehab exercises? But it's like 3 AM in Brazil right now, isn't it?





Having to get up so early today when there's a concert later? I hope he has time to rest during the day

He wants us to take our vitamins and be healthy and changed his Bubble name to "my vitamin" because he wants us not to forget This absolute angel, I'll kill myself





He's also talking about watching movies to help him think of song lyrics! So that's why he was whistling one of the songs from Rio recently~



Another song like Unfair, PLEEEAAASSSEEE????

He sent a voice memo to tell us to take our vitamins



PLEASE BE HEALTHY, FELIX, MY SMOL PRECIOUS CHILD

JESUS TAKE HIS PAIN AND GIVE IT TO ME, AMEN

OUR SMOL PRECIOUS KITTY DESERVES HAPPINESS ONLY



Storytime with Felix and Hyunjin's wife!!

 

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LADIES AND GENTLESIRS, UNNIES AND HYUNGS, NOONAS AND OPPAS Today, I present THE NUMBER ONE Celebration on Hallyu+'s Daytime Television! Your Favorite Show and Mine:

Best of Hyunlix: March Edition

Oh yes, you're reading that right! Bright and early into the new month, we're about to take a look back over the month of March and choose the most INSANE moments that have not stopped bopping around in our brains over the past 31 days! Cementing them as the unequivocal BEST HYUNLIX MOMENTS OF THE MONTH!

As your 4th Grade President for Life, you already KNOW I have a LOT to say about last month so as per usual, @Wensuelrene will be starting us off with her appetizer before the full course is presented~

The floor is open for BEST OF HYUNLIX: MARCH EDITION!

 

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Wow, thank you for such a grand introduction, Supreme Leader

This has been such a busy and hectic month for me, so unfortunately I can't delve too deeply into my list But I won't let that stop me from celebrating the best Hyunlix moments from March

Let's start with my honorable mentions

#3 The Bbokiret Tomagatchi ads

Aren't they so adorable. Even Han Quokka looks cute here. But I love seeing Bbokiret together always. They're as clingy as Hyunlix


#2 Bbokiret on a picnic

They're so adorable and precious and I love them so much. I need to get my hands on these



#1 Bbokiret kissing at the airport

So risqué. So scandalous. But so lovely. Kissing in the middle of the airport. They adore each other so much


Those were all of my honorable mentions. Now let's get to the top Hyunlix of the month


#4 Airport Hyunlinx

This shot is so great. Felix literally looks like Hyunjin's boyfriend and bodyguard at the same time He's lovingly watching over his gf to keep him safe in the airport. I love how these two are always side by side whenever they travel




#3 Hyunjin Talking to Felix in English



I know Ddeona is an anti, but I always love when Hyunjin speaks to Felix in his native tongue Because he could easily just speak to him in Korean, and yet he loves to speak to him in English So I'll never stop looking forward to these moments




#2 Hyunlix Cheering for Each Other on Skzoo Code






These two are always so supportive of each other Even when they're on separate teams, they can't help but cheer for each other. It's such boyfriend behavior. Honestly, even if we never get Hyunlix on the same team again (which hopefully won't happen, I'm just saying ), it wouldn't matter because they would STILL cheer for each other as if they were teammates. And that's what I love about them.



#1 The Head Massage in Skzoo Talker



This was such an adorable moment. I especially love how we got to see this since Hyunjin mentioned getting head massages from Felix and Bbokari at the fanmeet in February The way Felix interacts so playfully with Hyunjin in this whole scene is adorable Gnawing at his head and just being goofy. I love seeing them like this Hyunjin's reaction is also silly He's enjoying a simple head massage like it's the best thing he's felt in his life. Easily the top moment for March


Really wish I could have said more, but my job has been killing me lately But I hope Ddeona liked my picks anyway

 

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Thank you for your choices, Wensuelrene! It would appears as though Hyunlixing is going on right now at Soundcheck , so I will blitz through my list ASAP so we can cry over that without being interrupted!

Here's my Best Hyunlix Moments of March! Starting off with my Honorable Mentions!

14. Hyunlix on the Couch Together Backstage in Jakarta SKZ TALKER

This is not necessarily a “moment” persay, I just always like seeing them together backstage in small ways. Even though they will never acknowledge each others’ existence or talk directly to each other, all it means is they probably be yapping as soon as the camera goes off.

13. Hyunlix Together Before and After Rehearsal in Jakarta SKZ TALKER



Same deal as the previous point. The other members are moving around throughout the day, but Hyunlix start rehearsal and end rehearsal side-by-side like PLEEAAASSEEE they can’t be separated. I just love this! Y’all may think it’s nothing but it’s far from nothing how they just always find their way back to each other’s side.

12. Bbokiret Kiss + Dispatch Article for Mixtape

Shouldn’t be that surprising of a honorable mention because EVERY TIME Dispatch do this, you really just have to wonder WHY they’re so obsessed with Hyunlix. Whether it’s making Bbokari and Jiniret kiss constantly, or going out of their way to edit together Hyunjin and Felix’s teaser photos despite them not being in a unit together…you just kinda gotta start thinking they REALLY do seem like they know something.

Because even though you could say they’re just goofing around with the puppet show, there’s genuinely NO REASON to edit together Hyunjin and Felix for a thumbnail when there are already units they could have used just from the actual album release. It’s like Dispatch have to CONSTANTLY show Hyunjin and Felix together and they really gain nothing by doing this sooooooo. Just one of those things that makes me overthink everything, thanks Dispatch.

11. Couple Headphones + Jacket (?)

Y’all know I like my Hyunlix coupling with their coords and just the fact that they have matching headphones in their couple colors is so peak for me! I never get tired of it! We still don’t know whether or not this jacket Felix wore to the airport is definitely the same one as Hyunjin’s live, but the fact that it’s similar to something also worn by Hyunjin is enough for me. Sharing clothes, similar clothes, it’s all boyfriend behavior~

10. Han’s Husband Interview with Hyunjin in SKZ Talker



This is one of those things which isn’t inherently Hyunlix but it’s just too funny not to find sus AF. Basically Han is harassing Hyunjin and asking him how his relationship with Changbin is going, to which Hyunjin says they’re getting divorced.



And instead of trying to help save Hyunjin’s marriage, he just offers himself as a husband. Hyunjin says Han is not qualified and Han keeps demanding to know why he’s not good enough to be Hyunjin’s man. Hyunjin never answers and instead gives Han this LOOK and IDK bros, to me it’s a very “You know who the answer is, stop asking me” type face, it’s SO FUNNY.



And the whole thing is even more hilarious because Felix is sitting right behind them and Han IMMEDIATELY goes to interview Felix directly after this and starts zooming in on Felix’s face like crazy and it super feels like “THIS IS THE GUY QUALIFIED TO BE HYUNJIN’S HUSBAND” ASJKAKSDHDHDHD



Not to mention we then see Hyunjin sneak behind Han and sit nearby where this is happening almost like he’s listening in to see if Han asks Felix something sus PFFFTTTTT Like I understand a lot of this is conjecture but it’s still incredibly amusing to me so I can’t help but mention it because if that IS what Han was doing, he’s such an amazing troll hinting at Hyunlix like this.

9. Felix Going Near Hyunjin to Drink Water on D-2



First moment on the list that’s less speculation and more action~ This is not a huge moment, but I can’t get enough of Hyunlix basically being magnets. Felix was about to get water a little bit away from Hyunjin, but he decided to grab the water by Hyunjin suddenly for pretty much no reason like IDK if it was a choice for a specific reason, it could be totally unrelated. BUT DO I CARE? NO, it’s always nice to see Hyunlix purposefully moving to be next to each other so it’s gotta make the list no matter how small~

8. Hyunlix Both Flopping the Anniversary Test





There’s a reason why Hyunlixers call them “Idiot Couple” and this is why. Now how is it these two both get 25 on a test about THEMSELVES AS A GROUP???? Just incredibly silly. And then they have the nerve to celebrate this like they’re so proud that at least they failed together. It was just such an unexpected and hilarious moment.

And the fact that I saw it while I was sitting in church with no context to what was going on makes it so memorable and why it gets such a high spot!

7. Felix’s Birthday Message for Hyunjin



IDK about anyone else, but these small things always mean so much. The way someone on Twitter put it was best, “You can tell who the bros are and who the girlfriend is” and YOU SO CAN like Felix not only sent Hyunjin the longest birthday message (most of the other members basically just sent “HBD”), he was also the last one to send it to Hyunjin. IDK, it makes me think they might have been spending some time together that day so everyone made sure to message Hyunjin quickly so the lovebirds could canoodle and then Felix sent his birthday message to Hyunjin.

And you also have to notice how Hyunjin reads the messages, like he reads everyone’s message and does his signature “calling most of the members by their full names” while always calling Felix by a nickname. In fact, he says “Yongbok-ah” as if he’s calling Felix for some reason???? He doesn’t do this when he says anyone else’s name, so not even sure what that was about. And IDK, it seemed like he might have been mimicking Felix’s voice, too, or at least the way Felix must have told him Happy Birthday earlier? Whatever it was, it’s a combination of small boyfriend things: the boyfie sending the longest message, being the last one to send it, and the way Hyunjin read his message compared to everyone else’s that put this moment here on the list.
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6. Hyunlix Cheering Forever in Go Han SKZ CODE







We know the deal with Hyunlix by now. These two treat any game they play like they’re on the same team. They constantly cheer for each other and compliment each other’s bowling in both episodes like you would legit think they’re on the same team. There’s a point where Felix responds to Hyunjin in this baby voice and you’re just like WTF is going on here??? You’re being a little too cutesy with the enemy, Felix.



It’s just so hard not to find this funny or not to notice it, really. Eventually they generally all start cheering for each other but Hyunlix support each other from the jump ALWAYS! Their consistency is so, so telling IMO. Like there’s gotta be a reason they feel a need to always support each other even when they don’t have to. And I’m thinking BOYFRIENDS is the answer!

5. Hyunlix Holding Hands on the First Two Days of the DominATE LATAM Tour in Santiago



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MY BABIES HOLDING HANDS IS EVERYTTHIIIIIINNGGG!!! But this is so meaningful to me personally because these were the very first days of the Latin American leg of the tour and it hearkens back to the very first two days of the Asian Tour where Hyunlix also held hands at the end of the end of the concert in Seoul!

Obviously IDK if this is like intentional on their part, it could be completely random. But when there’s too many coincidences with Hyunlix, they start to not feel like coincidences to me. I personally just think it’s so beautiful to think they start the tour side-by-side like this. AND for two days in a row like it could have only be one day but somehow we got it for two days, it’s CRAZY!

Not to mention on D-1 they didn’t have a microphone and intertwined their fingers tightly like always! Like they will ALWAYS intertwine their fingers if they’re able to. Even if there IS a microphone like on D-2, it’s like they just HAVE to do this. It’s so precious and adorable and I love them so much and I just love how they intertwine their fingers without fail unless they physically can’t. It’s still going strong and I adore it!

4. Hyunjin Teasing Felix’s Gaming in Go Han



Now this was DIABOLICAL. So we all know Hyunjin lives and dies by the sword of “Only I can tease Felix, I will defend him from the rest of you heathens with my life”. Which is why this whole exchange starts with Hyunjin defending Felix from Seungmin teasing him about his aim. But then Hyunjin immediately decides to feel a little frisky I guess and shoot for the stars with this golden opportunity to tease Felix. And when he does, Felix just sits there looking at Hyunjin like he is fxxking STUNNED speechless.

Like it’s obvious Hyunjin must not tease Felix THAT MUCH or at least not in front of him (or maybe not in front of everyone else) because Felix is looking at him like ??????????????????????? and Hyunjin’s soul visibly leaves his body in real time, like this man looks like he wished ANYONE except him had said that.

THE WHOLE TABLE LOOKING LIKE “WHAT HAS THIS MAN DONE????????” THEY DON’T EVEN WANNA CHIME IN AND HELP HIM OUT, THEY DON’T SAY SHIT. Seungmin and Lee Know just start looking, Bang Chan is over there in the corner giggling, Han looks like he isn’t trying to touch that with a 10 foot pole, and I.N just says “scratch” . And Hyunjin just busts out laughing like it’s so hilariously awkward, you can tell everyone else just wants to throw Hyunlix in a room alone and tell them to settle this elsewhere.



And Felix’s response is so UNBELIEVABLY passive aggressive, it is HYSTERICAL. He’s basically like “I don’t even play that anymore, I play this new game that I’ve never told you about” because HE KNOWS GOOD AND DAMN WELL Hyunjin’s talent is knowing the most random shit about Felix possible and this man would be heated to find out something Felix didn’t tell him like IT’S THE FUNNIEST “THE BOYFRIENDS ARE FIGHTING” MOMENT EVER, I CACKLE EVERY TIME I WATCH IT.
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3. Hyunlix Matching on Santiago D-1

OK like OBVIOUSLY all of the members are dressed similarly to each other, BUT Hyunlix just look EXTRA coorded to match. First of all, the design of their shirt is the same and they’re both wearing a chain that it didn’t seem like any of the other members were wearing. So they already just stand out slightly based on that alone~

And while all of the kids have a little pink accessory, Hyunlix’s are the most visible in all of the photos. A lot of the members had theirs in the back of their pants, but Hyunjin’s headscarf is tied up front near the same spot where Felix has this little plushie. And IDC, it just looks the slightest bit coordinated, kinda like when they both had plaid shirts on in Japan and no one else did. It’s giving that lowkey coordination that I always love to see, so definitely a top 3 moment in my book!

2. Santiago D-2 Ending



Just love seeing my Hyunlix babies being adorable together~ Hyunjin had already started to leave the stage with the other members but Felix NEVER wanna leave so he was still playing with the crowd and Hyunjin basically came back to dance around with him!



It’s always cute enough when they do things like this, ESPECIALLY when it’s just the two of them~ But the fact that Hyunjin is just so amused by Felix is always so wholesome to me. He’s just so entertained and came back just to play around so Felix wasn’t doing it by himself. And the fact that we don’t get moments like this often, it had to make it to the top two spots! ADORABLE, PRECIOUS, COUPLE!

1. Felix Bringing Hyunjin a Water Gun on Santiago D-2



This moment has EASSSSIILLLLYYYYYY cemented itself as the #1 moment of the Honorable Mentions list because there’s just SO MUCH HAPPENING HERE and it just gets WORSE AND WORSE the longer you watch it and the more angles you see it from!!!



First of all, while Hyunjin is doing his thing singing with the fans, Felix comes out of nowhere from across the stage, DUAL WIELDING water guns. Hyunjin’s reaction just to seeing Felix is coming is DEVASTATING. Not only does he immediately start smiling but he just freezes in place basically???? Like it looked like he was about to walk back that way but as soon as he sees Felix is coming he just stops????

So Hyunjin very clearly thought Felix was coming to spray him with water, because once Felix starts extending his arm, Hyunjin turns around all shy like as if he’s just ready to take it. I mean mans is not even remotely trying to run from it, he’s just trying to shield himself as best as possible.

Not that it mattered, Felix just wanted to bring his babygirl a water gun to play with. He wasn’t gonna spray Hyunjin in the first place which honestly is so obvious because Felix more or less always asks Hyunjin if he wants to have water thrown on him which IDK why since he always just lets Felix do it anyway so it’s not like Hayunjin wasn’t gonna let Felix spray water on him if that had been his intention.

Just remember the ICONIC Hong Kong moment when more or less the same thing happens.



Felix is trying to sneak up on Hyunjin to pour water on him but Hyunjin gets up to move before Felix has a chance to and you can see Felix is just super miffed that he was too slow to pour the water. BUT AS SOON AS HYUNJIN REALIZES IT’S FELIX AND WHAT HE WAS ABOUT TO DO HE JUST STARTS SMILING AND LETS FELIX THROW THE WATER LIKE BRO IT’S SO FXXKING JOEVER EVEN TWO MONTHS LATER, IT’S NOT POSSIBLE TO EVER BE PAST THIS

AND THE FACT THAT IT BASICALLY HAPPENED AGAIN IS INSANE

But it’s just FXXKING CRAZY ALL THAT’S HAPPENING. Hyunjin’s devastating ass smile seeing Felix, the fact that Felix is probably shooting two guns at once in the first place just to make Hyunjin laugh, Hyunjin just being ready to take Felix’s water attack, which never comes because Felix just came from another zip code JUST to bring Hyunjin a water gun like I’M SO SICCCCKKKKK OF THEM AND THEIR BOYFRIEND BEHAVIOR I’LL SLIT MY WRISTS EVERY TIME I WATCH THIS, I’M IN AGONY EASILY THE TOP HONORABLE MENTION OF MARCH

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AND NOW FOR THE TOP #4 HYUNLIX MOMENTS IN MARCH!

4. Felix and Hyunjin CLEARLY Planning to Post Anniversary Messages at the Same Time

Now you may not think this is a substantial moment worthy of the top four, but YOU’RE WRONG BECAUSE there is NO WAY ON EARTH these two accidentally posted their message at the EXACT SAME TIME which was not at 7AM on the dot, it was at like 6:58. If it was on the dot, you could MAYBE argue it was a scheduled Bubble post (IDEK if those exist but you could at least argue it). Why TF did Hyunjin and Felix both JUST SO HAPPEN to post Anniversary Messages at 6:58? Mind you, they were on like a 30+ hour flight to South America at this time.



They HAD to have been sitting next to each other on the plane or were otherwise together or SOMETHING like EVEN if you argue they weren’t sitting near each other, the timing of pressing the send button at the same time is not gonna be that on point if you’re just yelling out shit to each other. I am SO POSITIVE they were together on the plane

And to further that conspiracy are the stickers Felix kept sending.

The cat and dog character together as if implying he’s not alone and obviously with the other person currently sending Anniversary messages. And also these aren’t the same characters, but remember that, in the past, Hyunlix had matching couple icons on KKT and it WAS a cat and a dog so I meeeeeeeaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn connections are just being made, I’m JUST SAYING. Sure it could be random but Felix uses this cat character all the time, usually he picks the cat by himself. You mean to tell me he just so happened to choose the sus couple ass looking stickers that day when they honestly didn’t have any relation to his post???????

LIKE THIS SUPER READS AS “MMKAY you caught us, AND WHAT ABOUT IT?”



I DON’T CARE IF THIS WHOLE THING IS AN EXTRAPOLATION, IT MAKES WAY TOO MUCH SENSE AND THE FACT THAT THERE’S A CHANCE THAT HYUNLIX WERE HAVING AN AIRPLANE DATE AND SUDDENLY THOUGHT TO SEND FANS ANNIVERSARY MESSAGES AT THE EXACT SAME TIME IS TOO GOOD. I think they other members had been sent their messages hours before so Hyunlix sending them AT THE SAME TIME + the oddly included couple stickers…COME ON BRO, THEY WERE DEFOOOOOOOSSSSS ON AN AIRPLANE DATE, I’M STANDING BY THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

3. Hyunjin Knows Felix’s Cousins????



The theme for this top four is clearly just things I can’t stop analyzing because I still have SO many questions about this. So during the anniversary live, Felix mentions off hand that one of his cousins is half-Chilean since they’re in Chile at the time. Hyunjin kinda throws out a “huh” because I guess he felt like no one was paying attention to what Felix said and wanted him to say it again and so Felix does and then the other members start mentioning Inbok.

Hyunjin RANDOMLY says “shout out to my man” to Inbok and I have no idea why. I can’t tell if he’s just trying to be nice or if he’s familiar with Inbok’s existence already but that was definitely a thing he chose to say.

Anyway, so after shouting out Inbok, Hyunjin mentions this mystical, magical cousin known as Yulbok and is the first person to mention him before everyone else does. Felix acknowledges that Yulbok exists and then Felix mentioned another cousin named Heebok. Then they pretty much all start just naming all the cousins because the “-bok” thing is kinda amusing, I guess.

So out of buttfxxk nowhere, Hyunjin asks Felix, “Yulbok is a baby, right?” to which Felix is like “Yes, Yulbok is a baby, right.” And then Hyunjin names all the cousins, presumably by their ages???? Everyone keeps saying he’s mentioning them by age. I couldn’t tell because he was just saying their names, he didn’t mention an age. We know Yulbok is the youngest since he’s apparently a baby and we know Inbok is a year younger than Felix because Felix said it. But I’m pretty sure no one said how old Heebok is??? So how does Hyunjin know where he fits into the -bok family lineage? Like maybe he wasn’t saying them by age or maybe he just DOES happen to know this, to which I have to wonder why????????????????????????????



It’s just very odd to me that Hyunjin knows this information in the first place. Like let’s put aside the age thing in case he wasn’t naming them by age, he at BARE MINIMUM knew Yulbok existed and that Yulbok is a baby so how did he know that????



I just can’t stop thinking about this because who just knows their platonic friends’ extended relatives? I barely know the names of my friends’ parents or their siblings which I GUESS you MIGHT know if you know them long enough. But cousins???? The ages of the cousins???? Either Hyunjin has met these people before or he has some personal reason to be remembering Felix’s relatives and information about them beyond him and Felix just being close. Like IDK, it’s giving the fact that usually you start learning about someone’s relatives if they’re IDK YOUR MANS OR SOMETHING???????????????????????????????????????????????????

Likeeeeeeeee if you’re in a relationship, that WOULD make sense. Just saying. You know. It would add up then. Since that’s kinda like when you’d know details like your ROMANTIC LOVER’s relatives. Because they would kinda also be your relatives.

BUT I’M JUST A PSYCHOPATH FOR THINKING THIS I GUESS AND I DON’T GIVE A SINGLE SHIT, THEY’RE ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED, GET OVER IT

2. Hyunjin Being Referred to as “Yongbok’s BF” on Jewel Box



So this STILL has me really REALLY confused. Because I really just don’t understand what the reasoning for this was. The fact that Hyunjin going on Jewel Box was teased with him being labeled saying “Yongbok’s bestie is coming” still doesn’t make much sense??? Because the episode really didn’t imply anything about the two being best friends. The obvious, basic answer is that it was just a nod toward Felix’s episode. But the episode itself only makes two very basic and general references to Felix’s episode at all and they honestly could have just called Hyunjin, “Yongbok’s groupmate” and effectively nothing would have changed. So why “Yongbok’s bestie”?





Well, if you recall, the actual Korean used was “Yongbok’s 베프” or “Yongbok’s BF”. Which generally just means “bestie” or “best friend”. So any normal person seeing that would just think “okay, it just means best friends”

BUT I AM NOT A NORMAL PERSON AND I AM NOT SATISFIED WITH THIS CONCLUSION BECAUSE AGAIN WHY NOT JUST SAY HE’S FELIX’S GROUPMATE??????? FELLOW STRAY KID???? ANYTHING LIKE THAT???

Given that this is the gay show, I meeaaaaannn, you can’t just not wonder if they actually meant Felix’s boyfriend and just used this as a way to subtly hint at it. You have two gay hosts, a bunch of gay jokes made constantly during the show. There’s absolutely no context given to the “BF” thing and it’s never mentioned in the episode in regards to either meaning so they don’t ever have to explain what this means to fans. It all feels like a very subtle wink wink, nudge nudge that Hyunlix is real in a way that can’t actually expose them. As conspiratorial as it sounds, that’s the only way I can read this situation.

If there’s no reason to say “best friend”, then the only conclusion is they probably meant “boyfriend” knowing they have no obligation to explain it or justify why they called Hyunjin that because no one is going to assume that meaning aside from Hyunlixers anyway. So it’s basically just like a free, “Yeah, Hyunlix is real” without ever having to acknowledge that’s what they meant. It’s actually universe brained if you think about it.

Soooo until we get another episode with one of the kids and he’s labeled as “Hyunjin’s bestie”, I am committing to this theory as another piece of evidence that Hyunlix es real and the gay hosts posted it and I’m just taking what they said and running with it because there is LEGIT no reason why they couldn’t have just said Yongbok’s groupmate or something basic like that. The vague “BF” was so unnecessary and I am convinced it was a VERY intentional choice why they decided to go for that which is why it HAS to be this high on the list.

 

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1. Hong Kong SKZ TALKER Scalp Massage



Without a doubt, THE MOST BIZARRE THING HYUNLIX HAVE DONE IN SKZ TALKER. I won’t say in general because these two get into all kinds of weird ass shenanigans. But this beats out the llama meat thing from like 2020 because I cannot fathom WHAT was the reason for any of this.

Now before we get into the actual moment, as a LORE RECAP, we first found out that Felix even gives Hyunjin scalp massages in the first place at the 3rd day of the Fanmeeting in February.



So Hyunjin just mentioned this offhand for NO REASON, probably as a flex because that's just what he does And we are now blessed with the opportunity to see what exactly those scalp massages seem to entail.



You can’t even start taking about this without wondering why Felix was Good Man’ning Hyunjin as soon as the clip starts, like what did he even do????????? Good man, for the normal people lurking, is the term Felix has been using for the past few months to basically entertain this very obvious praise kink Hyunjin has. And bro throws this out at Hyunjin if he breathes, like Hyunjin used to have to DO something to get a good man. Now Felix is just dropping them to Hyunjin just for sitting???? I mean, I joke, I’m pretty sure whatever he did happened before this clip started, but it still makes you wonder what must have been going on before the clip started.



Anyway the insanity starts and BEFORE WE GET TO IT, notice how the room is suddenly empty liiiiiike it was clearly full of other people a moment ago because you can hear them in the background and see them in the mirror so OBVIOUSLY other people were in there. But as soon as the massage starts, they cleared THE FXXK OUT OF THERE and I have MANY QUESTIONS as to why.

So Felix is massaging Hyunjin’s scalp and just busts out the “I’m the only one who can touch his hair.” ???????????????????????? OK FELIX NO ONE ASKED BUT THANKS FOR SHARING. Like IDK what it was about Hong Kong that made Felix feel mad possessive out of nowhere but WE KNOW THE BOY IS YOURS, CHAMP, you don’t have to remind me.

So they’re both then like “STAY can’t touch it” EVEN THOUGH THEY CAN BECAUSE HYUNJIN LETS THEM. All the other members touch it, too. So I guess Felix just wanted to claim total ownership of Hyunjin’s kiwi because reasons.

So Felix starts engaging in what I can only describe as edging because I have no idea how this is classified as a scalp massage.



WHERE IS THE SCALP??? WHERE IS THE MASSAGE??? I’M SO CONFUSED WHAT HE’S EVEN DOING HERE AND WHY HYUNJIN IS “OH YES”ING AND BOUNCING AS A RESULT???? WTF IS THIS?????



Felix starts talking about how good it is that Hyunjin as a small head so he can massages him better I guess?????????????????????????????????? I mean he’s like “His head is small and that’s good because I can massage here and there”. OKAY WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MASSAGE “HERE AND THERE”??? Why is this such a joyous thing for you, Felix? I mean bro is just saying ANYTHING.

They go on to continue this bizarre ass conversation where Hyunjin asks why Felix is massaging his kiwi and Felix doesn’t answer immediately because he’s too busy laughing at Kiwi enjoying the shit out of this massage and then answers “to make the kiwi taste better”??????????? OKAY WHATEVER THE FXXK THAT MEANS

Hyunjin continues moaning like he has no concern in the world for a single soul hearing him do this But I guess he moaned too close to the fxxking sun or something because the manager AKA, the gay police, step in and tell Hyunlix to cut this shit out and it’s the way Felix looks annoyed to me like HE IS THE LEAST SERIOUS PERSON IN THE WORLD



BRO IS OUT HERE DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO MAKE HYUNJIN MOAN ON CAMERA AND WHEN THE MANAGER PULLS UP LIKE “Hey, this is kinda sus, maybe you to should STOP?????” FELIX JUST LOOKS LIKE HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM

THIS MAN HAS BEEN MAKING HYUNJIN MOAN ON CAMERA FOR YEARS AND THINKS THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT



Y’ALL LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT FOR SO LONG NO WONDER HE THINKS IT’S OKAY







Like you really have to wonder why Felix KEEPS trying to do this shit in public knowing Hyunjin’s on the verge of moaning any time he does this and literally has to walk away.

Felix is very simply a menace, there is no other explanation. Or it’s a possessive thing and he bent Hyunjin over a table after this. IDK, not gonna think much more about it because it already occupies WAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH space in my brain which is why we’re just leaving it here as the #1 moment of the month and tapping out.

 

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OK BROS I HAD TO GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY SO WE CAN GET TO HYUNLIX HYUNLIXING DURNG SOUNDCHECK BECAUSE LOOK AT THEM!!!



They started Soundcheck chatting away about who TF knows

THE CUTIES AAAAAAAHHHHHH

But then it started raining and even though Han offered Hyunjin an umbrella, he didn't want it SO FELIX IMMEDIATELY WENT TO SHARE HIS UMBRELLA WITH HAYUNJIN





THE WAY HAUNJIN IS ALWAY SO SHY WHEN HE NOTICES FELIX

THEIR SMILES, THE LITTLE STOMACH PAT BEFORE HYUNJIN LEAVES, I'M IN TEARS



CAN'T BELIEVE FELIX REPAYING THE FAVOR WHEN BABY HYUNJIN SHIELDED BABY HIM FROM THE RAIN ALL THOSE YEARS AGO

FELIX HAS BEEN SO ATTENTIVE OVER HIS GIRLFRIEND EVER SINCE THEY GOT TO SOUTH AMERICA, THE ACTUAL SWEETEST BOYFIE EVER



HIS BABYGIRL, HIS WIFEY, HIS LOVER, PRECIOUS HYUNLIX, I LOVE THEM

 

[Ddeona Oneul Bame]

THE CUTES LOOK SO CUTE TODAY!

STILL NOT OVER THIS KDRAMA ASS BEHAVIOR



No but I hope they don't catch a cold~ Hope the rain stops before the show tonight!!



TAKE THE UMBRELLA, HAYUNJIN




The girlies screaming being why Hyunjin knew something was up? Hyunlixers everywhere all around the world



I'M SO NOT OVER FELIX'S SMILE EITHER, JUST PRECIOUSSSS

I wish someone had filmed this up close



Always chatting, what was it about this time, I wonder?



Boyfriend things methinks

 

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Didn't come across too much individual Soundcheck stuff Might have been more difficult for people to film in the rain~ In any case, they seem to have enjoyed themselves despite the poor weather

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BUT LETS HOPE IT CLEARS UP BEFORE TONIGHT!!

 

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MY PRECIOUS SILLIES



THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE LOOKING ASTRONOMICAL

I NEED TO KILL MYSELF, THIS IS JUST HORRIFIC

HYUNJIN JUST BEEN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UBER SHY LATELY, HE'S PRECIOUS

LITERALLY LOOK AT HIM, HE CAN'T MAKE EYE CONTACT THE CLOSER FELIX IS

Did I mention Tamagotchi Jiniret eats a strawberry for a snack???



MY KIWIBERRY REEEAAAAAALL

Bbokari get a cookie, what a cutie!



Thinking about Hyunlix both talking about reading lately~ They share music, do you think they also share books, too?

DO BROS EVER STOP HAVING OVERLAPPING INTERESTS??????? I CANNOT DEAL

THIS SERIOUSLY HAPPENED 6 YEARS AND A COUPLE DAYS APARTTTT????????

EVEN FATE AGREES HYUNLIX ES REAL

NO I HAVE TO KEEP RUNNING IT BACK, WHAT DO YOU MEAN FELIX HAD THIS BIG ASS SMILE ON HIS FACE FROM THE JUMP?????

ABSOLUTE DEVASTATION I WILL GOUGE MY EYES OUT ON THE FXXKING SPOT, WHAT THE HELL IS THIIIIIIIS??????

SAO PAULO D-1 GOING RIGHT BESIDE SYDNEY FOR SOUNDCHECK HYUNLIX HARD CARRYING THE HYUNLIX MOMENTS OF THE DAY BECAUSE I ACTUALLY AM NOT MOVING PAST THIS WHATSOEVER

 

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144P THUNDEROUS HYUNLIX!!!



We're still getting headpats and ass poking



DID HYUNJIN CUT A SPIDER WEB INTO HIS HAIR????????????????????????????

THIS DUDE IS FXXKING CRAZY, HE CAN'T BE STOPPED

FELIX'S HAIR ALSO LOOKS CUTE HELLO?????????

THEY'RE INSANE OMG I'M SCREAMING

NOW THAT WE KNOW FELIX HAD A CUTE HAIRSTYLE + RIGHT ON TIME WITH THE HQ VIDEO, IT WASN'T A HEADPAT, IT WAS A SQUEEZE



THE CUTIES SO CUTE TODAY OMGGGGG

BACK DOOR HYUNLIX AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIYYYYAAAAAAAAAA



I NEED BOTH OF THEIR HAIR UP CLOSE, I NEED IT

JJAM HYUNLIX, TOO!



AND MY AMIGO!!


WE'RE GETTING GOOD CAMS TODAY, LIFE IS SO GOOD!!!

The way I was just about to wonder why we haven't been seeing our Chk Chk Boom low-five recently and thought they might not even still do it anymore BUT HERE SHE IS!



CHK CHK BOOM LOW FIVE, MY BELOVED!!!

 

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TRUMAN TODAY, JESUS STILL REMINDS FELIX HE'S HUMAN, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



OH BANG CHAN CHOKING HYUNJIN DURING ESCAPE????



LET'S GET THE FULL CAMS SOON PLOX



Escape is SOOOOOO good live!

Ain't no way Felix started fxxking meowing on stage



HYUNJIN WITH HIS EXASPERATED FACEPALM SGSGHAHSJDJD HE'S SO

Felix was talking about how when Nyangnyangracha first heard Escape, instead of going "Run" they went "Meow" I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT



HYUNJIN IS SO FXXKING ENDEARED I'M CRYING

Oh wait, Bang Chan was saying that Hyunjin hit a really crazy note during Escape and it might have been this one??



Hyunjin's vocals in Escape are SO PEAK, I wouldn't be surprised so many parts are his that we thought were Bang Chan My little vocalist has improved so much recently!!



HYUNJIN'S PRINCE BOW AND FELIX SMILING SO PROUD!!!

We interrupt this programming to bring you the 144p Mountains Intro!



Oooh Hyunlix's outfits look reversed during I Like It



HYUNLIX'S GOODBYE TODAY!!!



I HOPE THEY HAD A LOT OF FUN TODAY IN SAO PAULO!!

I was kinda worried the footage situation would be like Rio, but it seems like today was a lot better! Rain aside, at least, I imagine more clips will pop up in the coming days though because we really didn't get much of Truman or Escape from what I could find, but I'll remain on the lookout

 

[Ddeona Oneul Bame]

Alright, compiling all of today's moments while waiting for the final photos

Hyunlix at Soundcheck just being SUPER BOYFRIENDS!

Honestly wasn't sure or not but I think Felix was touching Hyunjin before saying whatever he was saying



Then, of course the K-Drama Umbrella Moment!

THE STUFF OF DREAMS

Show started with our Mountains Intro!



Thunderous Ponytail Squeeze and Ass Poke!



Back Door Hyunlix!



Low Five and Ma Amigo for Chk Chk Boom!





Meow Gate With an endeared Hyunjin



And Proud Felix clapping for his Prince



SUCH GOOD MOMENTS TODAAAAYYYYY HOW PRECIOUS ARE THEY!!!

I HOPE THEY HAVE JUST AS MUCH FUN TOMORROW!

 

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OOOOOOOOHHHHHH VENOM KIWI?????!?!?!

I LOVE HOW HE JUST DOES SHIT LIKE THIS WITH NO WARNING, NO TEASING, IDEK IF THERE WAS AN EXPLANATION. HE'S JUST THAT GUY, HE'S HIMOTHY, BRO IS UNMATCHED, UNPARALLELED, ICONIQUE, NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE HIM

 

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Final photos would drop the second I go to take a bath

I'm glad D-1 was a success!! Hope they rest well tonight from all their hard work and have a good time tomorrow!!

THIS IS IT, THIS IS HYUNJIN'S PART!!!!

MY ARTIST, MY LEGEND, MY VOCALIST, MY MAIN DANCER, MY VISUAL, WHAT CAN BRO NOT DO

I'M SO PROUD OF HIM, HE'S GOTTEN SOOOOO GOOD AT SINGING RECENTLY LIKE FIRST QUILL PEN AND THE SONG ON GIANT AND NOW THIS????

OH THIS WAS LIKE FINDING OUT FELIX DID THE "THE SUN WILL ALWAYS BE THERE COMING AFTER THE RAIN" PART, I LOVE MY TWO TALENTED VOCALISTS IMPROVING THEIR SKILLS SO MUCH LIKE FELIX SINGING IN SO MANY DIFFERENT KEYS IN UNFAIR, TOO LIKE I'M WEEPING THEY'RE SO TALENTED

MY BABIES KEEP IMPROVING SO MUCH, I LOVE FINDING OUT MORE PARTS ARE THEIRS THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT

 

[Ddeona Oneul Bame]

Kinda like Rio, not a HUGE amount of stuff I was able to find But if I come across more, especially the unit stages, I'll add them~ Starting with FEWIX!!

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I mean did Hyunjin explain the Venom cut??? I need the lore on this!!

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