💙The Jjoknyangz [Sunshine☀️and Prince👑] Couple: Official 🤍 황필 Hyunlix 💙Thread 🤍

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Heyo, contrary to popular belief, the Hyunlix ft Han live did not kill me :doge:I had somewhere to be and ended up staying out longer than expected but I did catch the end of the live

WHICH did NOTHING for my mental sanity BTW :stonemin:

Found the full thing, don't think the subs are completely accurate, though, but I really could not care less about what is even being said because THERE'S A HYUNLIX LIVE IN 2024 AND I CANNOT FXXKING DEAL WITH THIS SHIT. I'll post a better translation later.




First of all WHY TF WAS FELIX SPAMMING HYUNJIN'S CHAT????? And then Hyunjin keep telling him to come to his room like??????? AND BRO ACTUALLY SHOWED UP AND THEY SPENT THE ENTIRE TIME BEING BOYFRIENDS EVEN WHEN HAN JOINED WTHAT THE FXXK?????



I do not even remotely have the braincells to post everything from that live, I'll focus on the stuff that nearly killed me which was EVERYTHING

HYUNJIN'S OBSESSION WITH FELIX'S HAIR MIGHT BE THE WORST THING IN HERE





HE PLAYS IN FELIX'S HAIR AND MAKES PONYTAILS LIKE HE DOES THIS OFTEN I'M NOT FXXKING WELL ABOUT THIS







HE SAID "FELIX, YOU'RE SO PRETTY" I'LL KILL MYSELF



NO ACTUALLY THE LEGIT WORST WAS WHEN FELIX SHOWED HYUNJIN THIS COUPLE TIK TOK TREND AND GIVE HIM THE MOST UNNNECESSARY LOOK OF ALL TIME AND THEN HYUNJIN ASKED IF THEY SHOULD DO IT TOGETHER



SIR YOU WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT??????????????????????

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WHY TF ARE YOU LOOKING AT HYUNJIN LIKE THAT???

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WHY DOES KNOWING IT'S FOR COUPLES MAKE HYUNJINS WANT TO DO IT???? BRO DOESN'T EVEN LIKE TIK TOK

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WHAT'S GOING ON???????

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They mentioned the concert water shenanigans and Felix said he thought Hyunjin was just coming to hug him and realizes after he felt water on his face that he just wanted to throw water on them, I'M YELLNG @ HOW HE DIDN'T SEE THE WATER BOTTLE IN HYUNJIN'S HAND



THIS PART WAS FXXKING CRAZY BECAUSE WHEN HAN LEFT FOR A MINUTE, FELIX IMMEDIATELY MOVED TO THE CHAIR CLOSER TO HYUNJIN, BOI IF YOU DON'T



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AND HE ENDED UP LEANING AGAINST HYUNJIN AT A POINT, I'M SO FXXKING FORREL IM ABOTU OT LOST MAY MIND
 

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THE START OF THE LIVE WAS SO CUTE, HYUNJIN'S ALWAYS SO EAGER TO GET FELIX TO JOIN HIM WHENEVER HE COMMENTS :yooheadache:



WHY ON EARTH THIS LOOK WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT THE COUPLE TIK TOK CHALLENGE???



FOR NO FXXKING REASON

THAT HAIR IS HYUNJIN'S FXXKNG PROPERTY



HYUNJIN 109387384494959% PLAYS IN FELIX'S HAIR MORE THAN JUST FOR THUNDEROUS BECAUSE THIS IS THE GENTLENESS AND EAGERNESS OF A MAN WITH EXPERIENCE



CRAZY ASS BOYFRIEND BEHAVIOR



HE TOLD FELIX TO DO HIS HAIR LIKE THIS NEXT TIME, LIKE DO YOU MEAN NEXT TIME HE'S LIVE ALONE OR WHEN YOU'RE TOGETHER??????



I BEG THIS TO NOT BE THEIR LAST LIVE THIS YEAR

WORST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE BTW



CALLING HIM CUTE CALLING HIM PRETTY OVER AND OVER, HYUNJIN BETTER RELAX



FELIX THEN PLAYED WITH HYUNJIN'S HAIR AND IT'S KILLNG ME



WHY WOULD YOU LEAN LIKE THIS???????????????



FELIX WENT ON FANS AND THANKED EVERYONE FOR WATCHING THE SUDDEN LIVE HELP :yooheadache:



Felix posted on FANS
🐥: thank you for watching and enjoying the sudden live :)
good night✨
goodbye👋
good night🌙🌌😴💙

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MY SON YOU KILLED ME 230929383 TIMES OVER TODAY, I'M GONNA SCERAM
 

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WHAT A CRAZY ASS VIDEO BRO



DID HYUNJIN JUST FXXKING SHIVER WHEN FELIX SAID "QUESADILLA" OR AM I FXXKING BRAINDEAD



AND WHEN FELIX SAID "NO"



GIRL ETE M E TWF OUT OF SRTE

I'M LITERALL INSANE OVER THIS

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IT'S LIKE FELIX SAID "COUPLES ARE DOING THIS CHALLENGE" AS A FXXKING INCENTIVE FOR HYUNJIN TO WANNA DO IT BC WHY TF DID HE EVEN BRING THAT FACTOID UP??????????????????????????? :stonemin:

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WHO CARES IF COUPLES ARE DOING IT, HYUNJIN DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT :stonemin:

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AND THEN HE LOOKED AT HYUNJIN LIKE HE WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING???????????????????????

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ARE YOU TRYING TO FXXXKING SAY SOMETHING OR WHAT???????????????????????????????????????????

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The story about Hyunlix waxing each others' entire bodies is FXXKING DERANGED



THEY DID THIS WHEN ALL 8 OF THEM LIVED TOGETHER, MF, THIS SOME NEARLY BABY HYUNLIX ERA SHIT AND WE'RE JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT IT???????????????????????????????????????

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AND THESE MFS JUST TRIED TO WAX EVERYTHING AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND HYUNJIN BASICALLY JUST WENT "DAMN, THAT'S TOUGH"

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THE IDIOT COUPLE I'M DYING

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WOW :bakacat:

Look at all of this amazing content for today :shablob:

Ya know, I think these two are messing with us :stonemin:

Just the concert stuff would have been enough, but then they throw the livestream at us. :wootonew:

It's actually insane that they pull this a mere 7 days before the end of the month, this forcing us to put it in the nominations for top Hyunlix of the month. :JudgyDubu:

A day I'm quite excited for, but haven't even had the chance to talk about at all yet :palcry:

But this is certainly enough to flip some lists around :yoosmile:

HOW IS YOURS LOOKING BY THE WAY :iwillfightyou:

Anyway, I know this isn't the best quality, but this is my favorite picture of the day :peepopbirthday:

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This moment was so nice :CupPar: Finishing up the concert with a cute Hyunlix squatting hug was adorable :heartpar:

I have MANY thoughts about the livestream :stonemin:

Why was Felix spamming the chat? :stonemin:

Why was he there, logged in and ready to go, the minute Hyunjin started recording? :wherearethelies:

At that point, he may as well have joined him from the start :MomoShook:

Why did the supreme instigator Quokka spawn into the stream as soon as Hyunlix started getting really silly :TzuyuKek:

Hyunlix playing around with each others hair was super adorable tho. :peepoblanket:

Oh, but also why was Felix trying to entice Hyunjin into the couple tik tok :squints:

Are we finally gonna get the Hyunlix tik tok challenge :omfgpepe:

PLZ GIVE IT TO ME HYUNLIX :palcry::palcry::palcry::palcry::palcry::palcry:

We need the tik tok challenge before 2025 :TipPar:

It'll be the top Hyunlix of the year moment for sure :LovePar:

#Hyunlixtiktokchallenge2024 :sanapray:


Anyway, I don't wanna get to crazy in here. Hyunjin calling Felix pretty was my favorite moment from the livestream! :bakacat:
 

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IS HE FXXKING DERANGED OR IS IT JUST ME



WHAT. SANE. REASON. TO. LOOK. AT. HYUNJIN. AFTER. SAYING. THAT????????????????????????????????????????

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AND WHY TF DID HYUNJIN ASK IF FELIX WANTED TO DO IT????????????????

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THIS MAN HYUNJIN WOULDN'T DO A SILLY DANCE WITH FELIX BUT IMMEDIATELY AGREED TO POTENTIALLY DOING A COUPLE CHALLENGE?????

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SO THEY CANONICALLY WEREN'T MEMEING HERE GOT IT

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WHAT'S HIS DEAL SAYING THIS, IT'S RUINING MY LIFE



I HAVE LEGIT NEVER FELT SO PERSONALLY ATTACKED BY AN INTERACTION IN MY LIFE



THEY WERE TOO SILLY :peepoblanket:





ALSO HAN IS SUCH AN UNSERIOUS PERSON, I CACKLED AT HIM SKRRRR'ING EVEVERY 5 MINUTES



I WOULD HAVE LOST MY MIND IF HAN DIDN'T SHOW UP, BRO SAVED MY SANITY BIG TIME :yooheadache:

WOW :bakacat:

Look at all of this amazing content for today :shablob:

Ya know, I think these two are messing with us :stonemin:

Just the concert stuff would have been enough, but then they throw the livestream at us. :wootonew:

It's actually insane that they pull this a mere 7 days before the end of the month, this forcing us to put it in the nominations for top Hyunlix of the month. :JudgyDubu:

I KANT DO THIS ANYMOR UNNITE I'M SELF DELETNG

A day I'm quite excited for, but haven't even had the chance to talk about at all yet :palcry:

EAT SH*T AND KEEL OVER :taegun:

But this is certainly enough to flip some lists around :yoosmile:

HOW IS YOURS LOOKING BY THE WAY :iwillfightyou:

DONT' TAKLK TO ME EBER AGAIN :taegun:

Anyway, I know this isn't the best quality, but this is my favorite picture of the day :peepopbirthday:

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This moment was so nice :CupPar: Finishing up the concert with a cute Hyunlix squatting hug was adorable :heartpar:

WE HAVE GOOD VIDEO UNNNI



I have MANY thoughts about the livestream :stonemin:

Why was Felix spamming the chat? :stonemin:

HE'S A CRAZY PERSON

Why was he there, logged in and ready to go, the minute Hyunjin started recording? :wherearethelies:
A PSYCHOPATH

At that point, he may as well have joined him from the start :MomoShook:

Why did the supreme instigator Quokka spawn into the stream as soon as Hyunlix started getting really silly :TzuyuKek:

TO SAVE ME

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Hyunlix playing around with each others hair was super adorable tho. :peepoblanket:

Oh, but also why was Felix trying to entice Hyunjin into the couple tik tok :squints:

Are we finally gonna get the Hyunlix tik tok challenge :omfgpepe:

PLZ GIVE IT TO ME HYUNLIX :palcry::palcry::palcry::palcry::palcry::palcry:

We need the tik tok challenge before 2025 :TipPar:

It'll be the top Hyunlix of the year moment for sure :LovePar:

#Hyunlixtiktokchallenge2024 :sanapray:

IT'S NEVER HAPPENING, DON'T LET THESE PROFESSIONAL SCAMMERS TRICK YU :taegun:

Anyway, I don't wanna get to crazy in here. Hyunjin calling Felix pretty was my favorite moment from the livestream! :bakacat:

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID THAT SO CAUSUALL Y W HAT EH FCXXK

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At the risk of losing my shit over everything that dropped today for the 50th time and forgetting to post Hyunjin and Felix's solo updates, Imma go ahead and take care of that now :stonemin:

I'll post Hyunjin's FANs posts first because I said I was gonna but he posted sooooo much today, I'll just link the full thread with translations here and post the ones I already collected here :uwot:
























 

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Last few fancams for Hyunjin, he got SUPER close to a lot of lucky fans~ :peepopbirthday:











In other news, they are leaving the Philippines and headed back to Korea :peepopbirthday:





+ Felix's cute teddy bear hoodie :yooheadache:



Hope they have a safe flight and get plenty of rest before next week~ :peepoblanket:
 
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SO

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My top favorite Hyunlix moments of the month list is all fxxked up and useless now :stonemin:

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I really thought Tokyo's three days would be a wall and that we'd MAYBE get some cute crumbs in the Philippines, but they just said fxxk that :stonemin:

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About to recap today's events and remembering that there was a FXXKING concert at all today before the PSYCHOTIC LUNACY that was the Tik Tok live

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It's just the way my stupid ass saw THIS crumb this morning



And thought to myself, "You know, if this (and maybe Thunderous) is all we get from Hyunlix today, that'll be alright

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Saw them mfs WALK PAST EACH OTHER and thought it was a win

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LOL..............LMAO EVEN

OK so we started off getting our Mountains Intro~



No crazy shoulder claim but I always love seeing Hyunlix rise from the floor side-by-side whether they're touching each other or not :fab: I still don't believe it's just a random choice that they are next to each other for the intro so as long as this lineup doesn't change, I always take it into account~

Thunderous today was actually quite powerful. We got the smolest hint of an air tickle starting to form, the flirty ponytail wiggle, and the ass squeeze making her third appearance.



At this point, I would be surprised if Felix goes back to the ass pat or even nothing at all. :uwot: He seems committed to the squeeze if he can remember to do it~

It was pretty quiet until their solo song ments where we got Hyunjin poking fun at Felix's life being Unfair today





And I will never understand just WHAT is so funny about this joke every single time :yooheadache: Like I said before, they don't make this joke every time, but still often enough that I wouldn't think they'd still be cackling about it every concert. That's why I don't even think them doing this joke is scripted because sometimes they don't even make it and whenever they do bring it up, it's usually different which song they joke about. I think they just genuinely enjoy having a moment to joke back and forth with each other :peepoblanket:

So then the end of the concert came and it all went south SWIFTLY :stonemin: Mind you, I am fully expecting NOTHING else after their So Good/Unfair joke, but here comes two things that Hyunlix seem to always feed us with: Miroh and Water :uwot:

I will just post it in the order of events rather than the order the clips surfaced, because, for whatever reason, these clips showed up out of order.



Basically, Hyunjin is on the other side of the stage and just sees Felix standing there. And he gets a bottle of water so the assumption is that he's just gonna throw it at Felix. Felix, based on what he said in the Instagram live, didn't even seem to notice that Hyunjin had a water bottle in the first place since he thinks Hyunjin is walking all the way over there just to hug him :stonemin:

Which sounds more like a fxxking wet dream Hyunjin would have about I.N because how TF do you not see the water bottle in Hyunjin's hand there???? :uwot: Or maybe he thought Hyunjin was just going to drink it. :stonemin:



You thought he went all the way over there for a hug? Really? :stonemin: Well, either way, Hyunjin just wanted to throw water on both of them. And by "both of them", I mean basically just himself, because he wets Felix for like a second and then pours the rest on himself. :doge: You know, every time Hyunlix and water come up together at these concerts, it just feels like Hyunjin has a huge crush on Felix and wants his attention for a minute because how do you go all that way to manhandle Felix into gettting water thrown on him, only to mostly pour it on yourself? :uwot:



And Felix clearly did not expect it, he looks so caught off guard and it's really funny :nayshy:

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BEST PHOTOS OF THE DAY BY FAR :yooheadache:

So then was the final farewell and mind you, I'm trying to figure out how we have TWO back-to-back final farewells and THREE of them in the last four concerts.



Bro, let's forget the moment itself for a second. WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON???? We have now gotten seven final handholds out of the last twelve concerts. And I know they usually do two of these per show, but I still find it crazy how often Hyunlix end up holding hands with each other.

Crazy ass overthinking incoming but: If you consider eight members at the last twelve concerts with two chances to hold hands, you would think you'd hold hands with every single member at least one time after four concerts. Maybe two since you can also be between two members. But probably one. So you'd think Hyunlix would probably have held hands like three or four times total by now. But it's been seven. :uwot:

And it would make sense if these times were all spaced out but the first two in Seoul were on the first two days and then we just had them holding hands last month in Melbourne, one concert later in Kaohsiung, IMMEDIATELY after on Tokyo D-1, then again on D-3, and then immediately again in Bulacan. Add onto the fact that since Kaohsiung, they're also doing their damndest to intertwine their fingers with no mic whenever they can and it almost feels like they're trying to hold hands with each other as often as possible. :uwot:

I understand that I am thinking about this WELL beyond what a sane person would :doge: but I can't help myself and it's made even worse since I can think of at least three times during the Farewell that Felix has been on the very end, meaning his ONLY option to hold hands was with Hyunjin. Today he was on the end, Tokyo D-3 he was on the end, in Melbourne the backup dancers were beside him. I wanna even say on one of the Seoul days he was on the end, if I'm remembering correctly. So his chances to be paired with Hyunjin THAT many times almost feels like they're seeking each other out sometimes.:uwot: Which TL;DR, BAD FOR MY MENTAL STATE :stonemin:



But the moment itself was doubly silly in that they're unnecessarily even trying to intertwine their fingers through a bottle and Hyunjin splashed Felix with water again so VERY SILLY :nayshy:

And then the last thing happened to come in the form of Hyunlix just being stapled together until the end, Felix's arm on Hyunjin's shoulder at the final goodbye to STAY. :yooheadache:



Came out of absolutely nowhere just as the final nail in my soul from today LIKE THEY JUST WOULDN'T LET ME REST



I'm not going to even try to place this among the three Tokyo days since THAT's its own discussion that we will have. :stonemin: Rather, I will just say that I don't think Hyunlix will be relaxing any time soon. Which is very VERY no bueno for the last week of this month and I legit don't know how I will handle my fave moments. :uwot: I didn't expect half of this today and now it's threatening my Tokyo placements and overall moments like crazy.

Because I haven't even talked about the Insta live yet :doge:And I won't. :doge: Because it's 2AM and I got up at 5AM for this concert and I have WAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY too much to say about that live that ain't no way am I don't it tonight. THOSE psychotic delusional essays will be tomorrow. :stonemin:
 

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And I'm back :doge: To talk about that Hyunlix Instagram live~ God help us all~ :stonemin:

Necessary background details being that this is not even that long after the concert ended, which was basically these two stapled together having Hyunjin pour water on himself and Felix, then the Final Farewell where he poured water on Felix AGAIN, AND where Felix had his arm around Hyunjin while they were saying bye to the fans (which apparently was a Jini-crack moment because Hyunjin's voice cracked when he was saying "bye bye" and that's why Felix and Han were laughing at Hyunjin during the live). WHICH IS A WHOLE SEPERATE THING I HAVE TO COME BACK TO LATER :stonemin:

But case in point, they were SOOOOO stapled at the hip that I legit thought when the live started that Felix might already be in the room like it really felt like this were a whole thing going on. :doge: Just the way they went the entire concert pretty normally but went psycho at the end. So I guess I was blown away when Felix ACTUALLY did comment on Hyunjin's live. :uwot:

OK so we really cannot overlook how Felix was the FIRST person in chat during Hyunjin's livestream. I mean the SECOND it started, he was there :uwot:



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And then Hyunjin didn't even think it was really him :uwot:



OK so this whole thing has me very :doge: because when Hyunjin realizes that it actually is Felix, he starts asking him why he's there (watching the live) and just keeps calling Felix repeatedly like saying "Hey Felix" and "Can you hear me, Felix?" like it's so obvious he wants Felix in the room with him :stonemin: Because he pretty much right away asks if Felix wants to eat with him in the room after Felix started commenting about Hyunjin's food saying "Give me one bite". So it's also clear that Felix ALSO wanted to be in the room and IDK why they didn't just START IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER :doge:

And I know I'm jumping ahead a bit but Felix is so full of shit because he said he just so happened to see Hyunjin was live and joined because he was bored when he was LITERALLY ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE IN CHAT AND STARTED INSTIGATING. THE STREAM WAS UP FOR 33 SECONDS AND HYUNJIN SAW HIS COMMENT :stonemin: He acts like he just came upon it by chance. But you were in chat with the actual swiftness OK CHIEF :doge:

ANYWAY, Hyunjin keeps telling Felix to join like I guess Felix is not coming fast enough for him??? :stonemin:

And then Felix finally gets there and Hyunjin is VERY excited about this and they have this little conversation off-camera about why the door is unlocked and apparently they were saying the door was also unlocked last night

And the K-Unnies are saying Hyunjin said "“We” slept with the door unlocked yesterday too" :uwot:





I'm sorry, who TF is "WE"? :stonemin: Because if he means "WE" as in him and Felix, why were they sleeping in the same room in the first place??????????????

I always was under the impression that everyone just slept with their normal roommates so why TF would these two have been sleeping in the same room??????

I'm VERY confused but several K-Unnies said they heard him say "we" and IDK which "we" he's referring to when he's talking about a single room and a single door with a single Felix being in the room with him right now

Actually no, as a matter of fxxking fact, Felix being surprised about the door being unlocked the same way Hyunjin was implies that he also expected the door to be locked. Why would Felix know whether or not Hyunjin's door should be locked and was just as surprised as Hyunjin that it wasn't locked??? As if both Felix and Hyunjin thought the door was locked BEFORE this moment and are now just finding out that it wasn't locked? Why is that information Felix would possess at all unless he was either in this room before or everyone always keeps every door locked? :stonemin:

You know what, lemme just move on because this is already an essay and we have WAY more things to cover in this live :doge:

OK so Hyunjin starts asking Felix how to say "Quesadilla" and bro is WAY too happy when Felix pronounces it like SIR??????????????????



WHAT ARE YOU SMILING FOR DUDE AND I SWEAR ON EVERYTHING HE SHIVERED WHEN FELIX SAID THAT???? WHY DID HE SMILE AND SAY "FELIX" AFTER HE HEARD THAT, WHAT ON EARTH????? :uwot:

Skipping ahead again because Hyunjin has Felix pronounce Quesadilla again later on even though he pretty much pronounced it correctly himself :doge:



Which this also happens when Felix said "no" in Korean :stonemin: He just keeps having Felix say normal words while having the most not normal reactions to it EVER



I don't know what's GOING ON ANYMORE, IS HE TURNED ON OR SOMETHING???????? WHY DID HE GET SO EXCITED???????????????

I mean he is straight up cheesing when Felix says it the first time. Bro it's a WORD and you're acting like he just complimented you. :stonemin:

OK so that's basically the most crazy stuff that happens in the start of the livestream, now I'm going to "Couplegate" :doge:



In which they're looking at Tik Toks and Felix points out one that's been trending with couples lately. And the literal second he says that, he immediately looks at Hyunjin with the most BIZARRE look on his face:doge:

And Hyunjin replies saying, "Should we do it, too?" and Felix says "Should we do it? I want to do it, it's cute" while Hyunjin's just there laughing.

This. Has me. Thinking. So many things. :stonemin:

I need Mr. Lee to explain to me why on God's green Earth he had to look at Hyunjin like this

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After talking about the Couple Tik Tok trend :stonemin:

BRO LOOKS LIKE HE'S OFFENDED HYUNJIN IS NOT JUMPING AT THE OPPERTUNITY OR SOMETHING

It's like Felix mentioned that it was a couple thing just to get Hyunjin's attention and then Hyunjin didn't say anything and now Felix is checking in as though the sheer "coupleness" should have enticed Hyunjin.

Which WHY would that be the case?????????????????????????

Why should Hyunjin want to do the couple Tik Tok challenge? :stonemin:

Hyunjin won't even do dorky dances with Felix and yet Felix is acting like the very fact that it's for couples means they should do this one. :stonemin:

And it's not like either of them say something like "Even though it's for couples, we could still do it" or "Even though we're not a couple" like they DO NOTHING to separate themselves from the couple aspect which is VERY NOT GOOD FOR MY SANITY like there is NO NEED for them to just move right along with that convo as if that doesn't imply something :stonemin:

I mean Hyunjin says "Should we do it, too" like is the "too" implying ALSO LIKE THE OTHER COUPLES or just a generalized "should we also just do this challenge"? :stonemin:

It's bizarre how Felix brings up the couple bit (which is irrelevant honestly???? like who cares that it's a trend among couples), looks at Hyunjin so suddenly before he can even answer, and then Hyunjin immediately asks if they should do it, and NEITHER of them do anything to imply that they would be doing it while not being a couple. It was like they were just subtly admitting to it. :uwot:



I mean it basically feels like that's what's happening. It's REALLY giving Felix is implying "We're a couple so we should defs do the couple thingy thing thing" :doge: Because there was no real reason to bring it up. And then further, if he really brought it up just because, why did he look at Hyunjin after saying it? It was like his reasoning for mentioning couples AT ALL was purposeful.

And if that's NOT the case, then why didn't either of them say "BUT WE'RE NOT A COUPLE" like you would probably be swift to say that if you wanted to clarify that you're not a couple but they didn't say anything because they don't give a shit about the whole internet knowing they're a couple I guess :stonemin:

Like I'm literally so done with them, I don't know what this was all about but I refuse to believe Felix mentioned couples just by chance and then immediately looked for Hyunjin's answer when he didn't say anything right away, only for Hyunjin to then ask Felix if he wants to do the couple challenge without the added clause of them NOT being a couple. It makes no sense. :stonemin:

OK so that leads directly into this, because this is just MENTAL



Are we gonna talk about how Hyunjin just has no issues grabbing Felix's hair just like that??? He grabs half of Felix's hair and Felix doesn't even fxxking flinch :stonemin:

BRO IS TURNING HIS HEAD AS HYUNJIN'S HAND COMES UP, AND YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE THAT'S NORMAL BEHAVIOR???????????????

When Felix shows how long his hair is now, Hyunjin just can't stop playing with it like he just has to touch it for some reason.

And if you notice, Han really doesn't do this. The most he does is push some of Felix's hair to make it neater and hold the other half into a pigtail for him for like a couple seconds.

Meanwhile Hyunjin acts like he does this often :stonemin: The comments wanted Felix to make a single ponytail on one side and Hyunjin IMMEDIATELY says he'll do it for him.



So that just says to me that you've done this before :uwot: He even said "Tell me if it hurts" like nothing about "how should I do this?", "how do you want it?" just going in, being Felix's personal beautician like he's done it millions of times and already knows what to do and maybe even if he tied it too tight before. And at no point does Felix remotely act as though this is Hyunjin's first time doing it. They have in past lives said "It's my first time doing this, it's my first time trying that". But Felix never says "this is the first time Hyunjin has done my hair" BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT AND HE KNOWS IT AND I KNOW IT. :stonemin:

LIKE THIS IS CRAZY


Every time Hyunjin tries to touch his hair in any way, Felix moves closer to him like he's used to it :uwot: NONE of this feels like it's something they're doing for the first time.

I mean I already wrote a WHOLE essay on why I think the Thunderous Ponytail Grabbing is just Hyunlix flirting with each other purely because of how bizarre I find it that Hyunjin just plays with Felix's hair so casually like he owns it. So it's not like this is surprising information but I guess I never thought I'd actually see Hyunjin playing with Felix's hair LIVE IN FRONT OF MY SALAD LIKE HE OWNS IT :doge:

Hyunjin even knows how Felix cut some of his hair and where the part he cut was like????????????????????????????????????????????????? HOW DOES HYUNJIN KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT FELIX'S HAIR THAT HE KNOWS EXACTLY HOW AND WHERE HE CUT IT?????????????????????????????

When Felix sat up, Hyunjin asked if Felix ever did pigtails and then starts reaching for his hair immediately to do them and again Felix just moves right back in place like this is a common pastime :uwot:

Hyunjin said he'll do the pigtails for Felix and Felix just mimics him, which I think he was really finding it funny how much Hyunjin was playing with his hair in broad daylight :doge:
Hyunjin never really asks Felix if he should do the styling, he just says "I'll do it for you" each time as Felix just allows this to happen without any protest and I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE HYUNJIN DOESN'T SAY THAT ON THE REGULAR :stonemin:
 
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