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That all huh? Shame, I was expecting something with some spice! Some drama!


You heard the lady, y'all are a church now.
Now that we're a religion, we can go tax-free
I guess we're going Scientology 2.0 with all the tax crimes we're ab to commit
Now we can freely do all our money laundering in peace
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Now that we're a religion, we can go tax-free
I guess we're going Scientology 2.0 with all the tax crimes we're ab to commit
Now we can freely do all our money laundering in peace
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Orbs, orbs for Jesus... Plus coins for the orphanage...
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Updated our ToS in the OP
I have been spending the night watching peeps break into military facilities
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Yongie turned this thread from a cute care facility into a drug ring.
You better hope I don't get CPS (or the FBI) on my ass from running this side-gig @yongfilms
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I have been spending the night watching peeps break into military facilities
Just yesterday I was watching an interview with a woman who's job is to test security, by infiltration. A fascinating job I had no idea existed.

 

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:poggers: Is today christmas?
Didn't you know we became a church?
I'm out here performing miracles like turning water into wine and bringing people back from the dead
all tax-free ofc, bc we are an institution of faith

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ooh, another conspiracy theory?
I've been needing a new one now that the 'Where is Kate' theories have been getting stale
When I was a kid, I remember thinking that Peggy in Married with Children truly met Elvis Presley.




Now that's a conspiracy I can get behind again.
 
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None of this was my doing, I walked in bored, and your kids had already started a crack den.
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Now under my watch the kids shall behave from now on.



A crack den has been shut down. No more.
How do we know that one of them wasn't Elvis? #4 looked really convincing to me ~

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That entire episode was wild.

She thought that had seen Elvis Presley because one bumped and fell into her arms when she was out shopping at the mall.

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If I were Elvis, this is what I exactly would do. I would let all the impersonators walk roam free and I would pretend to be one of them.
 
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Now under my watch the kids shall behave from now on.



A crack den has been shut down. No more.

That entire episode was wild.

She thought that had seen Elvis Presley because one bumped and fell into her arms when she was out shopping at the mall.

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If I were Elvis, this is what I exactly would do. I would let all the impersonators walk roam free and I would pretend to be one of them.

He should've been wheelchair Elvis.
No one would've noticed
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