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I don’t trust pandas. They’re basically fluffy tanks with the strength of a bodybuilder and questionable decision-making skills. Have you seen them just casually fall out of trees like it’s no big deal? That’s the kind of reckless confidence only something truly powerful can have. And don’t let the bamboo diet fool you—if they ever decided they were tired of plants, we’d be doomed. They could snap a person in half and then sit there looking adorable like nothing happened. Terrifying.
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The realisation, that if ALL of Dreamcatcher went overnight... I'd currently be a J-pop fan.

