サンカクカニタさん（廣田あいか、星名美怜 from 私立恵比寿中学） - んでなークリスマス / Sankaku Kanita-san (Hirota Aika, Hoshina Mirei from Shiritsu Ebisu Chuugaku) - Ndenaa Christmas
Lyrics: オークラ (Ohkura)
Composition: 角田晃広/カンケ (Kakuta Akihiro/KANKE)
Arrangement: 柏崎三十郎 (Kashizaki Sanjuurou)
Translated by Lurkette @ hallyuplus.net
Original Lyrics/Romanization
しみったれたサンタさん
クリスマスの夜泣き出した
目からピカピカ涙ピカピカ
何でそこまでしみったれたの?
Shimittareta Santa-san
Christmas no yoru nakidashita
Me kara pikapika namida pikapika
Nande soko made shimittareta no?
くっそー冗談じゃねーやってらんねーよ
Kusso joudan ja nee yatteranne yo
なんでー･なーんで·な·んでなー んでなー･んでなー･んで･んで･なんでー
ちょっと理由を巻き戻し
Nandee, naande, na-ndenaa ndenaa, ndenaa, unde, unde, nandee
Chotto riyuu o makimodoshi
サンサンサンタがやって来た あの娘のもとにやって来た
そこでびっくりアクシデント サンタがプレゼント拒否られたー!
Sansansanta ga yatte kita ano ko no moto ni yatte kita
Soko de bikkuri accident Santa ga present kyohirareta!
プレゼントその1
カワイイ人形興味がないと拒否られた
プレゼントその2
ゲームソフト勉強の邪魔と拒否られた
プレゼントその3
おもちゃのピストル私は女子と拒否られた
プレゼント456拒否られた
78910拒否拒否拒否拒否
Present sono ichi
Kawaii ningyou kyoumi ga nai to kyohirareta
Present sono ni
Game soft benkyou no jama to kyohirareta
Present sono san
Omocha no pistol watashi wa joshi to kyohirareta
Present shi-go-roku kyohirareta
Nana-hachi-kyuu-juu kyohi kyohi kyohi kyohi
一体全体どうすりゃいいの?
お嬢さんもう降参
無理難題脳崩壊
今すぐ答え頂戴何が欲しい?
カニ
カニが欲しい
何?
カニ
何?
カニ
何?
カニ
何?
カニ
何?
カニ
何?
クリスマスなのに何でカニー!?
Ittaizentai dou surya ii no?
Ojousan, mou kousan
Murinandai nouhoukai
Imasugu kotae choudai nani ga hoshii?
Kani
Kani ga hoshii
Nani?
Kani
Nani?
Kani
Nani?
Kani
Nani?
Kani
Nani?
Kani
Nani?
Christmas na no ni nande kani!?
AH私だけのクリスマス
AHピカピカのクリスマス
常識にとらわれないで クリスマスプレゼントに
カニをねだってもいいじゃない
(カニ!)
AH Watashi dake no Christmas
AH pikapika no Christmas
Joushiki ni torawarenaide Christmas present ni
Kani o nedattemo ii ja nai
(Kani!)
なんで一·なーんで·な·んでなー んでなー·んでなー·んで･んで·なんでー
サンタのおじさんへそ曲げて
しみったれちゃい泣いちゃった
Nandee, naande, na-ndenaa ndenaa, ndenaa, unde, unde, nandee
Santa no ojisan heso magete
Shimittarechai naichatta
「以上、しみったれたサンタのおじさんが泣いた理由です。」
「このあと、さらにしみったれ、くだまいて大変だったです。」
「その模様をダイジェストでどうぞ!」
"Ijou, shimittareta Santa no ojisan ga naita riyuu desu."
"Kono ato, sara ni shimattare, kdamaite taihen datta desu."
"Sono moyou o digest de douzo!"
よく聞け小娘よ!カニなどガキにはまだ早い!
待ってよ!今夜はクリスマスしみったれたお説教聞きたくない
うるせえガキがよく聞きやがれ
お説教1.2倍速
いつから、こんなガキがのさばる国になっちまったんだ。おー日本の若者よく聞けよ!
1.5倍速
まっすぐなんて進めやしねえカニの様にカニ様に横歩きの人生歩め!若者よ!
2倍速
カニの様に生きろ!食う前にカニの生き様をよく見やがれ
3倍
やめろー!
Yoku kike komusume yo! Kani nado gaki ni wa mada hayai!
Matte yo! Konya wa Christmas shimittareta osekkyou kikitaku nai
Urusee gaki ga yoku kikiyagare
Osekkyou 1.2 baisoku
Itsu kara, konna gaki ga nosabaru kuni ni nacchimattanda. O Nihon no wakamono yoku kike yo!
1.5 baisoku
Massugu nante susume yashinee kani no you ni kani no youn ni yokoaruki no jinsei ayume! Wakamono yo!
2 baisoku
Kani no you ni ikiro! Kuu mae ni kani no ikiyou o yoku miyagare
3 bai
Yamero!
一体全体どうすりゃいいのー!
それは困っ
たらばガニ
お金が足り
ズワイガニ
ちょっと待て待
まつばガニ
マジでカニ?
(カニ)
本気カニ?
(カニ)
何?
(カニ)
(ナニ)
何?
(カニ)
何?
(ナニ)
聖なる夜に何でカニー!?
Ittaizentai dou surya ii no!
Sore wa koma
Taraba gani
Okane ga tari
Zuwai gani
Chotto mate ma
Matsuba gani
Maji de kani?
(Kani)
Honki kani?
(Kani)
Nani?
(Kani)
(Nani)
Nani?
(Kani)
Nani?
(Nani)
Seinaru yoru ni nande kani!?
AH世界でひとつだけの
AH特別なサイレントナイト
他の誰とも同じにしないで
ケーキもチキンもいらない
それが私のカーニバル
(カニ)
AH Sekai de hitotsu dake no
AH tokubetsu na silent night
Hoka no dare tomo onaji ni shinaide
Cake mo chicken mo iranai
Sore ga watashi no carnival
(Kani)
AH私だけのクリスマス
AHピカピカのクリスマス
常識にとらわれないで
クリスマスプレゼントに
カニをねだってもいいじゃない
AH watashi dake no Christmas
AH pikapika no Christmas
Joushiki ni torawarenaide
Christmas present ni
Kani o nedattemo ii ja nai
なんでー･なーんで·な·んでなー んでなー･んでなー.んで･んで・なんでー
んでなー·んーでな·ん·でなんー でなんー･でなんー･カニでんなー
カニだー·カーニだ･カニ食べなー 食べてー･食べてー·カニあきてー
来年のお年玉は…エピ頂戴
Nandee, naande, na-ndenaa ndenaa, ndenaa, unde, unde, nandee
Ndenaa, nndena, denann, denann, denann, kani dennaa
Kani daa, kaani da, kani tabenaa, tabetee, tabetee, kani akitee
Rainen no otoshidama... ebi choudai
English Translation
Stingy Mr. Santa
He burst into tears on Christmas night
Sparkling from his eyes, sparkling from his tears
Why were you that stingy?
Dammit, this isn't a joke, I didn't do anything to you
Why, why, why-ay, ay-why, ay-why, ay, ay, why
Let's rewind a little for the reason
San-San-Santa has come, come to the girls' home
There happened a surprising accident, Santa's presents were rejected!
Present number 1
I have no interest in a pretty doll so it was rejected
Present number 2
Video games get in the way of my studies so it was rejected
Present number 3
A toy pistol, I'm a girl so it was rejected
Presents 4, 5, 6 were rejected
7, 8, 9, 10 rejection, rejection, rejection, rejection
What the hell am I supposed to do?
Young ladies, I surrender
His brain broke from unreasonable demands
Please tell me right now, what do you want?
Crab
We want crab
What?
Crab
What?
Crab
What?
Crab
What?
Crab
What?
Crab
What?
Why do you want crab for Christmas!?
Ah, a Christmas just for me
Ah, a sparkling Christmas
Don't be a slave to common practices, for a Christmas present
Isn't asking for crab just fine?
(Crab!)
Why, why, why-ay, ay-why, ay-why, ay, ay, why
Old man Santa crossed his arms
He was so stingy he cried
"The end, that's the reason stingy old man Santa was crying."
"After this, he was even stingier, and he had a hard time grumbling over a drink."
"There's your digest of the events!"
Listen to me little girls! It's too soon for brats like you to have crab!
Wait! Today is Christmas, I don't want to hear your stingy lecturing
Shut up, you listen to me, you brats
Lecture 1.2 times faster
Since when did this become a country where brats acted as they pleased. Listen to me, youth of Japan!
1.5 times faster
You can't just run straight for things, embark on your life walking sideways like a crab, like a crab! Youths!
2 times faster
Live like a crab! Take a long hard look at how a crab lives before you eat it up
3 times
Cut it out!
What the hell am I supposed to do!
That's the troub-
Red king crab
I don't have the mon-
Queen crab
Wait a minute, wai-
Snow crab**
Seriously, crab?
(Crab)
Truly, crab?
(Crab)
What?
(Crab)
(What)
What?
(Crab)
What?
(What)
Why do you want crab on this holy night!?
Ah, the only one in the world
Ah, a special silent night
Don't do it like everyone else
I don't need chicken or cake***
This is my carnival
(Crab)
Ah, a Christmas just for me
Ah, a sparkling Christmas
Don't be a slave to common practices, for a Christmas present
Isn't asking for crab just fine?
(Crab!)
Why, why, why-ay, ay-why, ay-why, ay, ay, why
Ay-why, ay-why-ay, hy-wa, hy-wa, hy-wa, the crab coming out
It's crab, it's crab, I'm eating crab, eating, eating, now I'm tired of crab
For my new year's gift... shrimp, please
** In Japanese, the girls finish Santa's sentences with the names of different crabs. Since those puns won't work in English, they just interrupt him with different crabs.
*** A typical Japanese Christmas meal is comprised of fried chicken and cake. Yes, really.
Lyrics: オークラ (Ohkura)
Composition: 角田晃広/カンケ (Kakuta Akihiro/KANKE)
Arrangement: 柏崎三十郎 (Kashizaki Sanjuurou)
Translated by Lurkette @ hallyuplus.net
Original Lyrics/Romanization
しみったれたサンタさん
クリスマスの夜泣き出した
目からピカピカ涙ピカピカ
何でそこまでしみったれたの?
Shimittareta Santa-san
Christmas no yoru nakidashita
Me kara pikapika namida pikapika
Nande soko made shimittareta no?
くっそー冗談じゃねーやってらんねーよ
Kusso joudan ja nee yatteranne yo
なんでー･なーんで·な·んでなー んでなー･んでなー･んで･んで･なんでー
ちょっと理由を巻き戻し
Nandee, naande, na-ndenaa ndenaa, ndenaa, unde, unde, nandee
Chotto riyuu o makimodoshi
サンサンサンタがやって来た あの娘のもとにやって来た
そこでびっくりアクシデント サンタがプレゼント拒否られたー!
Sansansanta ga yatte kita ano ko no moto ni yatte kita
Soko de bikkuri accident Santa ga present kyohirareta!
プレゼントその1
カワイイ人形興味がないと拒否られた
プレゼントその2
ゲームソフト勉強の邪魔と拒否られた
プレゼントその3
おもちゃのピストル私は女子と拒否られた
プレゼント456拒否られた
78910拒否拒否拒否拒否
Present sono ichi
Kawaii ningyou kyoumi ga nai to kyohirareta
Present sono ni
Game soft benkyou no jama to kyohirareta
Present sono san
Omocha no pistol watashi wa joshi to kyohirareta
Present shi-go-roku kyohirareta
Nana-hachi-kyuu-juu kyohi kyohi kyohi kyohi
一体全体どうすりゃいいの?
お嬢さんもう降参
無理難題脳崩壊
今すぐ答え頂戴何が欲しい?
カニ
カニが欲しい
何?
カニ
何?
カニ
何?
カニ
何?
カニ
何?
カニ
何?
クリスマスなのに何でカニー!?
Ittaizentai dou surya ii no?
Ojousan, mou kousan
Murinandai nouhoukai
Imasugu kotae choudai nani ga hoshii?
Kani
Kani ga hoshii
Nani?
Kani
Nani?
Kani
Nani?
Kani
Nani?
Kani
Nani?
Kani
Nani?
Christmas na no ni nande kani!?
AH私だけのクリスマス
AHピカピカのクリスマス
常識にとらわれないで クリスマスプレゼントに
カニをねだってもいいじゃない
(カニ!)
AH Watashi dake no Christmas
AH pikapika no Christmas
Joushiki ni torawarenaide Christmas present ni
Kani o nedattemo ii ja nai
(Kani!)
なんで一·なーんで·な·んでなー んでなー·んでなー·んで･んで·なんでー
サンタのおじさんへそ曲げて
しみったれちゃい泣いちゃった
Nandee, naande, na-ndenaa ndenaa, ndenaa, unde, unde, nandee
Santa no ojisan heso magete
Shimittarechai naichatta
「以上、しみったれたサンタのおじさんが泣いた理由です。」
「このあと、さらにしみったれ、くだまいて大変だったです。」
「その模様をダイジェストでどうぞ!」
"Ijou, shimittareta Santa no ojisan ga naita riyuu desu."
"Kono ato, sara ni shimattare, kdamaite taihen datta desu."
"Sono moyou o digest de douzo!"
よく聞け小娘よ!カニなどガキにはまだ早い!
待ってよ!今夜はクリスマスしみったれたお説教聞きたくない
うるせえガキがよく聞きやがれ
お説教1.2倍速
いつから、こんなガキがのさばる国になっちまったんだ。おー日本の若者よく聞けよ!
1.5倍速
まっすぐなんて進めやしねえカニの様にカニ様に横歩きの人生歩め!若者よ!
2倍速
カニの様に生きろ!食う前にカニの生き様をよく見やがれ
3倍
やめろー!
Yoku kike komusume yo! Kani nado gaki ni wa mada hayai!
Matte yo! Konya wa Christmas shimittareta osekkyou kikitaku nai
Urusee gaki ga yoku kikiyagare
Osekkyou 1.2 baisoku
Itsu kara, konna gaki ga nosabaru kuni ni nacchimattanda. O Nihon no wakamono yoku kike yo!
1.5 baisoku
Massugu nante susume yashinee kani no you ni kani no youn ni yokoaruki no jinsei ayume! Wakamono yo!
2 baisoku
Kani no you ni ikiro! Kuu mae ni kani no ikiyou o yoku miyagare
3 bai
Yamero!
一体全体どうすりゃいいのー!
それは困っ
たらばガニ
お金が足り
ズワイガニ
ちょっと待て待
まつばガニ
マジでカニ?
(カニ)
本気カニ?
(カニ)
何?
(カニ)
(ナニ)
何?
(カニ)
何?
(ナニ)
聖なる夜に何でカニー!?
Ittaizentai dou surya ii no!
Sore wa koma
Taraba gani
Okane ga tari
Zuwai gani
Chotto mate ma
Matsuba gani
Maji de kani?
(Kani)
Honki kani?
(Kani)
Nani?
(Kani)
(Nani)
Nani?
(Kani)
Nani?
(Nani)
Seinaru yoru ni nande kani!?
AH世界でひとつだけの
AH特別なサイレントナイト
他の誰とも同じにしないで
ケーキもチキンもいらない
それが私のカーニバル
(カニ)
AH Sekai de hitotsu dake no
AH tokubetsu na silent night
Hoka no dare tomo onaji ni shinaide
Cake mo chicken mo iranai
Sore ga watashi no carnival
(Kani)
AH私だけのクリスマス
AHピカピカのクリスマス
常識にとらわれないで
クリスマスプレゼントに
カニをねだってもいいじゃない
AH watashi dake no Christmas
AH pikapika no Christmas
Joushiki ni torawarenaide
Christmas present ni
Kani o nedattemo ii ja nai
なんでー･なーんで·な·んでなー んでなー･んでなー.んで･んで・なんでー
んでなー·んーでな·ん·でなんー でなんー･でなんー･カニでんなー
カニだー·カーニだ･カニ食べなー 食べてー･食べてー·カニあきてー
来年のお年玉は…エピ頂戴
Nandee, naande, na-ndenaa ndenaa, ndenaa, unde, unde, nandee
Ndenaa, nndena, denann, denann, denann, kani dennaa
Kani daa, kaani da, kani tabenaa, tabetee, tabetee, kani akitee
Rainen no otoshidama... ebi choudai
English Translation
Stingy Mr. Santa
He burst into tears on Christmas night
Sparkling from his eyes, sparkling from his tears
Why were you that stingy?
Dammit, this isn't a joke, I didn't do anything to you
Why, why, why-ay, ay-why, ay-why, ay, ay, why
Let's rewind a little for the reason
San-San-Santa has come, come to the girls' home
There happened a surprising accident, Santa's presents were rejected!
Present number 1
I have no interest in a pretty doll so it was rejected
Present number 2
Video games get in the way of my studies so it was rejected
Present number 3
A toy pistol, I'm a girl so it was rejected
Presents 4, 5, 6 were rejected
7, 8, 9, 10 rejection, rejection, rejection, rejection
What the hell am I supposed to do?
Young ladies, I surrender
His brain broke from unreasonable demands
Please tell me right now, what do you want?
Crab
We want crab
What?
Crab
What?
Crab
What?
Crab
What?
Crab
What?
Crab
What?
Why do you want crab for Christmas!?
Ah, a Christmas just for me
Ah, a sparkling Christmas
Don't be a slave to common practices, for a Christmas present
Isn't asking for crab just fine?
(Crab!)
Why, why, why-ay, ay-why, ay-why, ay, ay, why
Old man Santa crossed his arms
He was so stingy he cried
"The end, that's the reason stingy old man Santa was crying."
"After this, he was even stingier, and he had a hard time grumbling over a drink."
"There's your digest of the events!"
Listen to me little girls! It's too soon for brats like you to have crab!
Wait! Today is Christmas, I don't want to hear your stingy lecturing
Shut up, you listen to me, you brats
Lecture 1.2 times faster
Since when did this become a country where brats acted as they pleased. Listen to me, youth of Japan!
1.5 times faster
You can't just run straight for things, embark on your life walking sideways like a crab, like a crab! Youths!
2 times faster
Live like a crab! Take a long hard look at how a crab lives before you eat it up
3 times
Cut it out!
What the hell am I supposed to do!
That's the troub-
Red king crab
I don't have the mon-
Queen crab
Wait a minute, wai-
Snow crab**
Seriously, crab?
(Crab)
Truly, crab?
(Crab)
What?
(Crab)
(What)
What?
(Crab)
What?
(What)
Why do you want crab on this holy night!?
Ah, the only one in the world
Ah, a special silent night
Don't do it like everyone else
I don't need chicken or cake***
This is my carnival
(Crab)
Ah, a Christmas just for me
Ah, a sparkling Christmas
Don't be a slave to common practices, for a Christmas present
Isn't asking for crab just fine?
(Crab!)
Why, why, why-ay, ay-why, ay-why, ay, ay, why
Ay-why, ay-why-ay, hy-wa, hy-wa, hy-wa, the crab coming out
It's crab, it's crab, I'm eating crab, eating, eating, now I'm tired of crab
For my new year's gift... shrimp, please
** In Japanese, the girls finish Santa's sentences with the names of different crabs. Since those puns won't work in English, they just interrupt him with different crabs.
*** A typical Japanese Christmas meal is comprised of fried chicken and cake. Yes, really.
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