MINI+ [Game Finished] The Perfect Santa - 12/30 @2PM EST/7PM UCT (12/31 @4AM KST)

[Saint Ren]

here

 

[Chomiczewska]

My knee still hurts you guys

 

[Stannie]

I'm missing 1 person, I think. Waiting to see if they'll show up by XX:05 then we can start!​

 

[AKID❀KI]

My knee still hurts you guys

Why does it hurt?

 

[Stannie]

Also, here an example to give you an idea.

Example:

Item: Wasabi
Feature: cooks perfect eggs every time

Sales Pitch: Wasabi is so hot that you will breathe fire. Use whenever you need to prepare meals. Cooks perfect eggs every time guaranteed!​

 

[Chomiczewska]

Why does it hurt?

Don't tea me Idk, my one knee that was never hurt hurts, but the other bish with 3 scars? Nah, that one is fine

 

[AKID❀KI]

Don't tea me Idk, my one knee that was never hurt hurts, but the other bish with 3 scars? Nah, that one is fine

RIP. Did you try keeping a hot water bag on it?

 

[Stannie]

Everyone is here. Round 1 at XX:05.

I'll have you know I came up with most of these features last min so don't blame me if they're not making sense

Also, keep it as family-friendly as possible Akidoki guys. Don't get me banned ​

 

[Chococo]

Get Stannie jailed, not banned. 2k20.

 

[AKID❀KI]

Also, keep it as family-friendly as possible Akidoki guys. Don't get me banned ​

It is tempting.

 

[Chomiczewska]

RIP. Did you try keeping a hot water bag on it?

I put plushies on it to keep it happy, but this might be a better idea

 

[Lurkette]

By family friendly do you mean turn everything into an innuendo? Because I can absolutely do that.

 

[Stannie]

@anh
@BianTwo
@Saint Ren
@Chococo
@Polaris_Tae
@Chomiczewska
@Lurkette
@OutroTearTheFirst
@AKID❀KI
@boo

Round 1 - Submission Phase

Item: A Bidet

Please submit your sales pitch for the item using the linked google form. Please note, your response must be relevant to the card(s) you choose to use. As a reminder, you may use up to 2 cards in any two rounds of your choice (i.e. so only 1 in the other three rounds); any cards that have previously been used may not be reused so choose wisely—good luck!

Until XX:15.

Late responses will not be accepted.

Perfect Santa Submission

forms.gle

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[Polaris_Tae]

stannie: keep things family frindly guise
Also stannie: 1st round is a bidet!

:Slime:

 

[Chococo]

:yagotit:
Stannie and the choices she sent my way! My creative soul won't give up!

 

[Chomiczewska]

I have made a choice this round

 

[OutroTearTheFirst]

Well​

 

[Stannie]

RESULTS PENDING!​

 

[Saint Ren]

I don't know what I wrote tbh.....I was stressed, I'm sorry

 

[Chomiczewska]

I don't know what I wrote tbh.....I was stressed, I'm sorry

Ren ... You have yet to see mine