MINI+ [Game Finished] The Perfect Santa - 12/30 @2PM EST/7PM UCT (12/31 @4AM KST)

Stannie

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Round 1 - Voting Phase

Submission 1

Feature(s): Boosts your ego

Never feel self-conscious about a dingy tush ever again! The mighty bidet will boost any ego when you know that your rear is clean and ready to go!

Submission 2

Feature(s): Gives you a taste of 5 seconds of fame

Have you ever been so nervous that your stomach starts to ache and you feel like you have to run somewhere? Looking for a place to help you escape 2020? Just lost a H+ game? Here's the solution! A bidet! Let yourself go so hard that the facebook team comes to stream you live as you accelerate and NASA is unable to locate your whereabouts! Enjoy your 5 seconds of fame as CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken and the rest of the world watch you.

Submission 3

Feature(s): faster than eminem can rap

This bidet is so powerful that it'll have those two pieces of meat sparkly clean faster than Eminem can rap! You can even do your dishes in it!

Submission 4

Feature(s): The happiest place on earth

In our darkest time every location on our planet seems dangerous except for one : the happiest place on Earth, your toilet. And you only need a bidet, the most important item you need and a blessing and intimate place to be.

Submission 5

Feature(s): Stain-free and splash-free

Our bidet will keep your bathroom stain-free and splash-free thanks to our new amazing technology called PIE - Powdered Inconsistently Eclair, which turns all the stains and moisture into powdered sugar!

Submission 6

Feature(s): 6. The ability to broadcast dirty thoughts of anyone

Not only does this bidet keep your buttocks nice and shiny, but it also has the ability to broadcast dirty thoughts of anyone. You only need to press this button and your bathroom life will never be boring!

Submission 7

Feature(s): Helps you sleep like a baby

2020 will always be known as the year of Covid but it will also be known as the toilet paper rampage, because citizens around the world went crazy and started hoarding toilet paper.

Were you one of the unfortunate souls that ended up without any? Because I was!

Ladies and Gentlemen and Non Binary folk, I want you to learn from my mistake

Buy a Bidet

A bidet is an attachment used for cleaning oneself with water after using the restroom, not only will it keep you much cleaner than toilet paper ever could, it'll save you having to shower at night AND it helps you sleep like a baby.

Who doesn't love sleep? And a clean ass?

Buy a Bidet and you ass will never decay !

Submission 8

Feature(s): Angel outside, a beast inside

"This bidet will keep your booty clean! Not only that but it will give you powers! When the magic water sprays your &$@!;, you will undergo a transformation (on the inside)!!! Have someone that keeps picking on you? Don’t have the guts to tell you boss you can’t keep working overtime? Just use our bidet and have your personality undergo a temporary transition! Now your angelic face will have the personality of a strong beast! Go show that bully who is boss!

*Magic bidet is not for the weak-hearted. Side effects may include rash, permanent beast personality, temporary beast appearance, and the flu. Magic bidet does not condone violence and is not responsible for what users do after they have a beast personality.*"

Submission 9

Feature(s): 1) strong and dependable; 2) comes with a drain hole

Make your toilet an object of envy! Strong and dependable, the bidet is suitable for all your bathroom comfort. Also comes with a drain hole to ensure that no mess will happen under your watch. What are you waiting for? Get the bidet ASAP!

Submission 10

Feature(s): Solves all of your night-time worries

Have you ever gotten ready to sing not so holy carols at night with your own Mrs. Claus only to be told your bottom is rough... amd smells funky. Probably yes. But with a bidet that is a night-time worry of the past. The water does such a brilliant job at keeping your tush nice and soft. Plus the best part no more funky smells. So use a bidet today and enjoy the night without any worries.

The submitted sales pitches are listed above. Please vote for your favorite submission (that’s not yours) via PM. As a reminder, please do not hint at your identity until after the phase has ended.

Until XX:24.​
 
Saint Ren

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Feature(s): Gives you a taste of 5 seconds of fame

Have you ever been so nervous that your stomach starts to ache and you feel like you have to run somewhere? Looking for a place to help you escape 2020? Just lost a H+ game? Here's the solution! A bidet! Let yourself go so hard that the facebook team comes to stream you live as you accelerate and NASA is unable to locate your whereabouts! Enjoy your 5 seconds of fame as CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken and the rest of the world watch you.

WHOEVER WROTE THIS IS SICK

SICK
 
AKID❀KI

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Saint Ren said:
Feature(s): Gives you a taste of 5 seconds of fame

Have you ever been so nervous that your stomach starts to ache and you feel like you have to run somewhere? Looking for a place to help you escape 2020? Just lost a H+ game? Here's the solution! A bidet! Let yourself go so hard that the facebook team comes to stream you live as you accelerate and NASA is unable to locate your whereabouts! Enjoy your 5 seconds of fame as CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken and the rest of the world watch you.

WHOEVER WROTE THIS IS SICK

SICK
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Ngl I am terrified of that bidet.
 
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