AKID❀KI
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Talked with my cat about how the loss of his balls was a sacrifice made for the betterment of his and the world's future. He was touched.How was your day today guys? My pp plushie got a nice wash today and he is smelling real nice
Stannie
>:(Round 2 - Voting Phase
Submission 1
Feature(s): Keeps you fit
"Do you want a model's body with none of the work?
This remote keeps you fit and fabulous. The more you use it, the more you develop your six pack. "
Submission 2
Feature(s): Keeps you active even without moving from your bed
These days, it can be difficult to get out and move, so what better way to feel okay about the Covid-19 you gained by getting a remote control that will keep your fingers active for hours! Watch your fingers get shredded as you channel surf, wondering why even after 10 months of lockdown, there is still nothing good to watch. Stay active from the comfort of your own bed with a remote control!
Submission 3
Feature(s): Helps you find your dream girl/guy
Single? Bored? Tinder is full of the worst pick up lines Google has even run out of? Valentine's Day approaching! With this remote control, you can choose your dream guy/girl! You love a sweet lullaby? Taeyeon is your girl to go for! Or looking for that shiny dynamite to brighten your world? You may like one of the seven Bangtan Boys! Seventeen is a home for you and may you make a wish and it may come true with NCT!
Submission 4
Feature(s): Has your worst enemy cry out in mercy
We all love watching TV, but why can’t we enjoy watching our worst enemy on it? With this remote you can transport your worst enemy into ANY show or movie you are watching. Get some revenge and make them beg for mercy! Can you say, “Final Destination”?
Submission 5
Feature(s): Understands any language
To use our H+0 remote control you don't need to know every language in the world, because it understands any language! So you don't have to worry about the fire in your kitchen anymore, it will start the sprinklers with any curse word out there!
Submission 6
Feature(s): Gives you wings
Have you ever fought with your siblings, your significant others or even your dog over the remote control? I have! Lo and behold. This new remote control gives you (the buyer) wings so you can fly and grab the remote every single time. What are you waiting for now? Switch this remote control that looks exactly like your home's remote so no one can suspect a thing!
Submission 7
Feature(s): 1) Saves Energy, 2) With a single click
Here is our new remote control ! With a single click you can control any device in your house, or in your neighbors' house if you want. The signal is so strong is goes through any walls and up to 800 meters. It saves your energy, stay in your couch and drink your coffee in peace. Don't be the puppet, be the master !
Submission 8
Feature(s): Ability to see the future by 1 day ahead
Have you ever wanted to know in advance what will happen tomorrow? Maybe know which stock is going up or even better which tinder date will be a better lover? Well our fantastic remote named "TMI - Techno Morrow Insidious" will let you see tomorrow today. Now you can know what present to gift to your mom so she will not be disappointed in you. You can find out the winners of MAMA awards even before Mnet rigs them. It is truly mindblowing.
Submission 9
Feature(s): reduce snoring
A remote control is the only thing you need in life to reeduce snoring. Are you sick of snoring. Problem solved with a remote control that will give you zero sleep for the rest of your life
Submission 10
Feature(s): seduces anyone within 1 foot
Imagine a seductive remote! Seduce anyone into watching a show with you, no matter if you like it or not! Don't you like steamy time while listening to Bon Appetit? Get the remote now!
The submitted sales pitches are listed above. Please vote for your favorite submission (that’s not yours) via PM. As a reminder, please do not hint at your identity until after the phase has ended.
Until XX:45.
Submission 1
Feature(s): Keeps you fit
"Do you want a model's body with none of the work?
This remote keeps you fit and fabulous. The more you use it, the more you develop your six pack. "
Submission 2
Feature(s): Keeps you active even without moving from your bed
These days, it can be difficult to get out and move, so what better way to feel okay about the Covid-19 you gained by getting a remote control that will keep your fingers active for hours! Watch your fingers get shredded as you channel surf, wondering why even after 10 months of lockdown, there is still nothing good to watch. Stay active from the comfort of your own bed with a remote control!
Submission 3
Feature(s): Helps you find your dream girl/guy
Single? Bored? Tinder is full of the worst pick up lines Google has even run out of? Valentine's Day approaching! With this remote control, you can choose your dream guy/girl! You love a sweet lullaby? Taeyeon is your girl to go for! Or looking for that shiny dynamite to brighten your world? You may like one of the seven Bangtan Boys! Seventeen is a home for you and may you make a wish and it may come true with NCT!
Submission 4
Feature(s): Has your worst enemy cry out in mercy
We all love watching TV, but why can’t we enjoy watching our worst enemy on it? With this remote you can transport your worst enemy into ANY show or movie you are watching. Get some revenge and make them beg for mercy! Can you say, “Final Destination”?
Submission 5
Feature(s): Understands any language
To use our H+0 remote control you don't need to know every language in the world, because it understands any language! So you don't have to worry about the fire in your kitchen anymore, it will start the sprinklers with any curse word out there!
Submission 6
Feature(s): Gives you wings
Have you ever fought with your siblings, your significant others or even your dog over the remote control? I have! Lo and behold. This new remote control gives you (the buyer) wings so you can fly and grab the remote every single time. What are you waiting for now? Switch this remote control that looks exactly like your home's remote so no one can suspect a thing!
Submission 7
Feature(s): 1) Saves Energy, 2) With a single click
Here is our new remote control ! With a single click you can control any device in your house, or in your neighbors' house if you want. The signal is so strong is goes through any walls and up to 800 meters. It saves your energy, stay in your couch and drink your coffee in peace. Don't be the puppet, be the master !
Submission 8
Feature(s): Ability to see the future by 1 day ahead
Have you ever wanted to know in advance what will happen tomorrow? Maybe know which stock is going up or even better which tinder date will be a better lover? Well our fantastic remote named "TMI - Techno Morrow Insidious" will let you see tomorrow today. Now you can know what present to gift to your mom so she will not be disappointed in you. You can find out the winners of MAMA awards even before Mnet rigs them. It is truly mindblowing.
Submission 9
Feature(s): reduce snoring
A remote control is the only thing you need in life to reeduce snoring. Are you sick of snoring. Problem solved with a remote control that will give you zero sleep for the rest of your life
Submission 10
Feature(s): seduces anyone within 1 foot
Imagine a seductive remote! Seduce anyone into watching a show with you, no matter if you like it or not! Don't you like steamy time while listening to Bon Appetit? Get the remote now!
The submitted sales pitches are listed above. Please vote for your favorite submission (that’s not yours) via PM. As a reminder, please do not hint at your identity until after the phase has ended.
Until XX:45.
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I washed my plush and eat chocolate
Pee Pee, I think you saw my lil' orange friend
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How was your day today guys? My pp plushie got a nice wash today and he is smelling real nice
Ummm what is a pp plush? When I google it the first photo is of a kawaii plush male organ
Ah yes, I am to have that conversation with my youngest pup soon.
Chococo
your local superheroine
Submission 4 is making me laugh again aosjdoisajdoisajdoasdjsadoijasd
Stannie
>:(RESULTS PENDING!
AKID❀KI
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Is it this shsjsjsI washed my plush and eat chocolate
Pee Pee, I think you saw my lil' orange friend
Ummm what is a pp plush? When I google it the first photo is of a kawaii plush male organ
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Is it this shsjsjs
there it is
No, but closeIs it this shsjsjs
I can't read that fast 
Stannie
>:(Round 2 Voting Results
@anh - 3
@BianTwo - 8
@Saint Ren - 4
@Chococo - 4
@Polaris_Tae - 10
@Chomiczewska - 2
@Lurkette - 9
@OutroTearTheFirst - 3
@AKID❀KI - 4
@boo -8
1st Place: #4
2nd Place: #3 and #8
3rd Place: #2, #9, and #10
Next Round at XX:49
@anh - 3
@BianTwo - 8
@Saint Ren - 4
@Chococo - 4
@Polaris_Tae - 10
@Chomiczewska - 2
@Lurkette - 9
@OutroTearTheFirst - 3
@AKID❀KI - 4
@boo -8
1st Place: #4
2nd Place: #3 and #8
3rd Place: #2, #9, and #10
Next Round at XX:49
AKID❀KI
Death's Mistress- Joined
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I saw the upper part and thought cute then looked down and I was speechless.
"Family-friendly" is not what this thread has become.
He's a cute boy
Stannie
>:(Round 3 - Submission Phase
Item: Saguaro Cactus
Please submit your sales pitch for the item using the linked google form. Please note, your response must be relevant to the card(s) you choose to use. As a reminder, you may use up to 2 cards in any two rounds of your choice (i.e. so only 1 in the other three rounds); any cards that have previously been used may not be reused so choose wisely—good luck!
Until XX:59.
Late responses will not be accepted.
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Item: Saguaro Cactus
Please submit your sales pitch for the item using the linked google form. Please note, your response must be relevant to the card(s) you choose to use. As a reminder, you may use up to 2 cards in any two rounds of your choice (i.e. so only 1 in the other three rounds); any cards that have previously been used may not be reused so choose wisely—good luck!
Until XX:59.
Late responses will not be accepted.
Perfect Santa Submission
forms.gle
I made myself laugh with this one, so I don't need anyone's votes. I'm already a winner inside.
Chococo
your local superheroine Who lives in the pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants!
This is the best one I wrote so far lol