MINI+ [Game Finished] The Perfect Santa - 12/30 @2PM EST/7PM UCT (12/31 @4AM KST)

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Round 3 - Voting Phase

Submission 1

Feature(s): Fluffy and cozy + Turns your nugu bias into the IT girl/boy in 30 days guaranteed

Do you want to hurt people ? Trick them into hugging your cactus. For you it'll be fluffy and cozy but for everyone else.....pain like they've never known. As a bonus, every time this happens it turns your nugu bias into the IT girl/boy in 30 days guaranteed

Submission 2

Feature(s): Everywhere you want to be, 100% legal and reusable

Have you ever thought to yourself, "Wow, I really wish I were a more interesting person and had a legal way of making myself more interesting"? Good news!! It's a saguaro cactus! Bring it everywhere! People will ooh and aah at this intriguing ingenue carting around a saguaro cactus. It's everywhere you want to be! Also, rest assured, a saguaro cactus is 100% legal. Yes, even in schools or while driving. It's also completely reusable for when you meet new people and again need to prove you are an interesting person. Saguaro cactus! Today!

Submission 3

Feature(s): Effortlessly hot, Ensures a smooth and safe ride

Have you been lonely lately? If so, worry no more! Our saguaro cactus is effortlessly hot and brings all the boys, girls and plants to your yard! But not only that, one fella in your bedroom ensures a smooth and safe ride till the end!

Submission 4

Feature(s): 1) Makes the earth green again, 2) Helps win any lawsuits

Buy this cactus today and paint the earth green again! What is the best way to save the world if not to take care of the lovely plant at your home? Not only Cactus is known for its hard protective exterior, its endurance and strength to defeat all the changes will help you win any lawsuit you have! Do you have a bandmate who is jealous of your solo success? Or do you have a friend who ships you with your sibling? Cactus is very well what you want may give them as a "sorry, but you sort of deserve it" gift once they end up behind the bars!

Submission 5

Feature(s): Spicy but addictive, Designed to be spill-free

You need an original plant in your house ? Let me let you know about this saguaro castus. It is designed to be spill-free, it doesn't need too much water but it absorbs well. If one day you are out of water you'll know where to find it. It's a spicy but addictive gift, people will love it !

Submission 6

Feature(s): helps reduce any fungus

Do you know anyone who suffers from fungus? This is a magical cactus! Not only does it make a lovely present for plant-enthusiasts, but it will eliminate this problem! No more funky body smell, no more spending money on treatments, no more worries about finding your significant other! Get the cactus and you will find lifetine happiness.

Submission 7

Feature(s): Makes your crush notice you

Can’t seem to get your crush to notice you? I know what will help! Have this Saguaro Cactus! Carry it on a portable cart and you are good to go! Your crush will walk up to you in no time! Although you will get noticed, you can’t forget to brush up on those social skills! The cactus is only a conversation starter. Don’t blow it!

Submission 8

Feature(s): Now as light as air and as sharp as a razor

Do you know what the members of Netflix show "Sweet Home" need? Saguaro Cactus that is now as light as air and its thorns as sharp as a razor. This will beat up the gigantic monster in no time. Buy this to be ready for the monster apocalypse that is coming in who knows how many years!

Submission 9

Feature(s): quenches your thirst in one go!

Have you been stuck in the summer sun and always wanted a friend that wont talk back to you, but also quenches your thirst in one go! Meet the Saguaro Cactus, who will not only be your best friend, but also your life partner when he offers bits of itself to sustain that 60% water ratio to sustain you so that you'll never go thirsty again while stuck in the desert with your friendly cactus buddy!

Submission 10

Feature(s): Keeps you feeling high and energetic

"At first glance you might wonder how a cactus could make you feel high and energetic? The answer is deep. Very deep. Deeper than trump's bottomless pit of scandals deep. Like each and everyone of you underneath the prickly shell lies something magnificent.
A slimy, sticky liquid that holds immense power. Scientists call it Chemical C. If you drink this liquid you will find yourself getting high and being super energetic. So much so that even the Energizer bunny would be terrified.
Imagine the things you can do.
You can stay up for 5 days straight watching love island. You can climb Mount Everest and have enough energy to sing edge of glory 5 times.
So come buy your chemical c today. And kiss your lethargy away.

Warning - very addictive and not FDA approved. "

The submitted sales pitches are listed above. Please vote for your favorite submission (that’s not yours) via PM. As a reminder, please do not hint at your identity until after the phase has ended.

Until XX:07.​
 
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