MINI+ [Game Finished] The Perfect Santa - 12/30 @2PM EST/7PM UCT (12/31 @4AM KST)

[Saint Ren]

whoever came up with a remote lets you torture your enemy...you are scary

 

[Stannie]

Final Round Voting Results

@anh - 7
@BianTwo - 6
@Saint Ren - 5
@Chococo - 8
@Polaris_Tae - 1
@Chomiczewska - 8
@Lurkette - 4
@OutroTearTheFirst - 2
@AKID❀KI - 4
@boo - 3

1st - #4 AND 8
2nd - 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7
3rd - N/A

Alright, I need to do a quick tie-breaker for 2 people. To keep it fair, I'm going to inform who you are via PM, then have others vote. Please do not reveal your identity!​

 

[Chomiczewska]

Man that was hard, I don't even know what I said half the time, I knew it was over when I said a bidet would stop your ass from decaying

You didn't invent Powdered Incositently Eclairs tho-

 

[Saint Ren]

You didn't invent Powdered Incositently Eclairs tho-

I was going to vote for that until I read it turns into sugar....who wants sugar in their bidet hgjdkgfd

 

[Chomiczewska]

I was going to vote for that until I read it turns into sugar....who wants sugar in their bidet hgjdkgfd

Idk, people who eat eclairs in the tiolet?

 

[Chococo]

Me and Chomi bave the same taste

 

[Stannie]

Tie-Breaker Round!

Donald Trump

If you are in the tie-breaker, you have been informed. Please PM me with your response by XX:08! ​

 

[Stannie]

Even if you're not in the tie-breaker, please don't mention it!​

 

[Saint Ren]

 

[Stannie]

In the meantime, here's the sheet with the users and their responses to keep you occupied for now:

 

[anh]

i rlly thought my magical cactus fungus treatment would've been it </3

 

[Chomiczewska]

Me after being reminded what I send in this game

 

[Chococo]

i rlly thought my magical cactus fungus treatment would've been it </3

Thank you for voting on mine a couple of times love you

 

[Stannie]

@anh
@BianTwo
@Saint Ren
@Chococo
@Polaris_Tae
@Chomiczewska
@Lurkette
@boo
@OutroTearTheFirst
@AKID❀KI

For those who aren't in the tie-breaker, please send in your vote by XX:13. If there is still a tie, I'm going to have to RNG.

Submission 1

Feature: Better than coffee

Donald Trump: better than coffee, or maybe covfefe!! Yes, like covfefe, it is definitely 100% intentional that we are advertising you buy Donald Trump for Christmas. Listen, he's really spinning out of control and does not have a backup plan for losing the election so I'm really going to need you to give him a home for Christmas. He will definitely wake you up in the mornings better than coffee will all his yelling about Chai-na. Probably. He might just pout in the corner. He's also housebroken and crate-trained.

Submission 2

Feature: Grows hair anywhere in under 1 minute

A Christmas trip and your father asks you to look for something in his bag? It is an annoying feeling and we know it! But fret not as you end up in New York all by yourself and end up in Donald Trump’s hotel where you can meet with yours truly. His magical touch on your shoulder will heal your lonely and broken heart. Side effects include vomiting, chest pains, diarrhea, death and an ability to grow hair anywhere in under 1 minute! And you may even spend the whole night in New York being chased by the web robbers who you have once put in the jail 2 years ago when you were home alone. Find a local bird lady if you start having these.
​

 

[Chococo]

 

[Chomiczewska]

Stannie counting my points in this game

 

[Stannie]

RESULTS PENDING!​

 

[Stannie]

Alright, jumping right into results!

In 3rd place after (covering their conscience and) winning the tie-breaker, we have:

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Lurkette with 8 points! (She was against Coco.)

2nd place is:

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Saint Ren with 9 points!

Our gold medalist is:

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IntroSmileTheLast with a whooping 17 points!
(I truly abhor Outro and her sense of humor )

Scoreboard:

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1st place - 1 Gold medal, 4 orbs, 40k coins, and 40 elite gamer points - @OutroTearTheFirst
2nd place - 1 Silver medal, 3 orb, 30k coins, and 30 elite gamer points - @Saint Ren
3rd place - 1 Bronze medal, 2 orbs, 20k coins, and 20 elite gamer points - @Lurkette
Participation - 1 Ribbon, 40k coins, and 7 elite gamer points - @anh, @BianTwo, @Chococo, @Chomiczewska, @Polaris_Tae, @boo, @AKID❀KI

Congrats, everyone. Thank you all for playing and until next time!

 

[anh]

at least 1 pt pls

 

[Chococo]

Congratulations to Outro, I am so proud of you lovely! You did well~
Congratulations to everyone else too. And also proud of Ren for making it silver.