MINI+ [Game Finished] The Perfect Santa - 12/30 @2PM EST/7PM UCT (12/31 @4AM KST)

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Round 4 - Submission Phase

Item: A plush toy

Please submit your sales pitch for the item using the linked google form. Please note, your response must be relevant to the card(s) you choose to use. As a reminder, you may use up to 2 cards in any two rounds of your choice (i.e. so only 1 in the other three rounds); any cards that have previously been used may not be reused so choose wisely—good luck!

Until XX:21.

Late responses will not be accepted.

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Chomiczewska

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Round 4 - Voting Phase

Submission 1

Feature(s): Makes babies smile + Gives you 1 time “get out of jail free” use

"Best thing about this fluffy toy? You can commit murder with a smile.

Commit any crime and walk away free and bring joy to the babies of this world. It's a win win.
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Submission 2

Feature(s): Speeds up anything by 5x

Is time moving too slow for you? Do you find yourself counting the minutes until 2020 is over? Worry no longer! This plush toy can speed up anything by 5x! How, you ask? Well, you see, this plush toy has a peepee, and you'll be so simultaneously horrified and mortified and vexed and curious for more that time and any task you may be doing will simply fly by! Thanks, peepee plush!!

Submission 3

Feature(s): Keeps you warm

This plush toy is the newest magical invention and it is squishy like a telephone! With its right paw, I'm calling my mommy. And the left paw is my best friend Chomi. And I am always calm when I am with my plush toy, we will always be together and cuddling so warmly in this lovely, snowy winter night!

Submission 4

Feature(s): disgustingly sweet, makes you look better in pictures

This plush toy is an ideal present for Christmas. Not only will holding it make you perfectly photogenic in every photos taken, but it is also equipped with a strongly sweet smell that everyone loves! Be the star of the party with the plush toy!

Submission 5

Feature(s): 1) Warms you on the coldest day, 2) Can keep anything fresh for a year

Windy, snowy, cold - winter isn't fun, but once you have something that warms you on the coldest day it isn't that bad! Fridgy plush toy keeps its outside warm to comfort you during winter, but during summer it's fridge function comes in handy - it can keep anything fresh for a year!

Submission 6

Feature(s): Helps train your puppy well

A plush toy, what could you wish for a better gift for anyone you love ? For a child, for your crush, for H+ members or for charity. You'll make someone happy I am sure. Otherwise you can give it to your pet, it helps train your puppy well, especially when he or she needs to bite something. And this plus toy is made to resist their teeths.

Submission 7

Feature(s): Lip Reading Ability

No one will ever be suspicious of this cute plushie! It’s big eyes and soft fur will have everyone saying, “aww.” Everyone but you of course. Afraid you significant other is cheating? Throw the plushie outside when your lover goes out to take a phone call. Your plushie will read their lips and report back to you! Wanna get the tea, but your coworker won’t spill? Place the plushie in the break room! Never miss out on drama again!

Submission 8

Feature(s): Helps you get away with anything

You may ask what use it is a plush toy that's cute, fluffy and put you to sleep while hugging. This new and innovative plush toy gives you all that and more! You can sneak into clubs, read/watch 18+ contents or commit any crimes. It helps you get away with anything by doing its magic and letting you stay inside the plush toy. After all, who would suspect a cute little fluffy plush toy.

Submission 9

Feature(s): 1) keeps you entertained during lockdown / 2) keeps you sweat free at night

Are you someone that suffers from homebody disease abut now that you're forced to stay at home all you want to do is leave the house? Well, fear not! As we have just the item for you to keep you entertained during lockdown! A plush toy! But its not just any plush toy as it also helps to keep you sweat-free at night due to its ingenious cooling system, that essentially steals the coolness of everyone in a 100-kilometre radius from you to help you have a sweat-free life, while everyone else dies from heatstroke!

Submission 10

Feature(s): Cooks 5-course meal

"Do you love soft cuddly things? Do you love eating food? Well what if both are combined? That's why we bring you the Chef Caramel Plushie. A super cute 5 ft tall plushie that knows how to cook!
Yes from delicious meringue tarts to lasagna and even black pudding. Whatever your heart desires she will make for you. With superior technology that allows her to cook a 5 course meal and super soft fabric that is great for cuddles, she is everything a partner could be and more.
All for the sweet sweet price of 25000 usd. A steal. So come buy yours today!
Disclaimer- Chef Caramel only has 10 recipes to choose from. For more recipes you need to download special packs from the Chef Caramel Store. Refunds not available."

The submitted sales pitches are listed above. Please vote for your favorite submission (that’s not yours) via PM. As a reminder, please do not hint at your identity until after the phase has ended.

Until XX:30.​
 
Chomiczewska

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Submission 2

Feature(s): Speeds up anything by 5x

Is time moving too slow for you? Do you find yourself counting the minutes until 2020 is over? Worry no longer! This plush toy can speed up anything by 5x! How, you ask? Well, you see, this plush toy has a peepee, and you'll be so simultaneously horrified and mortified and vexed and curious for more that time and any task you may be doing will simply fly by! Thanks, peepee plush!!

I'd like to claim copyright violation
 
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Chomiczewska said:
Submission 2

Feature(s): Speeds up anything by 5x

Is time moving too slow for you? Do you find yourself counting the minutes until 2020 is over? Worry no longer! This plush toy can speed up anything by 5x! How, you ask? Well, you see, this plush toy has a peepee, and you'll be so simultaneously horrified and mortified and vexed and curious for more that time and any task you may be doing will simply fly by! Thanks, peepee plush!!

I'd like to claim copyright violation
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I thought you wrote that ! but didn't vote for it cos it's revolting , I really thought "poor Chomi, why are you being so obvious"
 
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Final Round - Submission Phase

Item: JYP’s Plastic Pants

Please submit your sales pitch for the item using the linked google form. Please note, your response must be relevant to the card(s) you choose to use. As a reminder, you may use up to 2 cards in any two rounds of your choice (i.e. so only 1 in the other three rounds); any cards that have previously been used may not be reused so choose wisely—good luck!

Until XX:44.

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