BREAKING NEWS It has been confirmed that Chen of EXO has already married.

[fullofjoy]

Chen: So I have a girlfriend.
Fans: We knew.
Chen: And we're also getting married.
Fans: Nice...
Chen: She's pregnant.
Fans: OKAY
Chen: Oh and we're already married and the baby is a boy and he's due in two months.
Fans:

I'm on the floor.....

 

[Ulmicola]

It's the kind of shotgun wedding that resembles a sawed-off shotgun pointed straight at a zombie's face very closely.

 

[Mina]

Denied

 

[Aurora]

Congrats to them



Wish them a happy life with the baby

 

[UMJI MOODS]

Congratulations.

 

[Xiuxiuminnie]

I woke up this morning to the Soompi alert and I was like, "...Is this real?" Maybe I should have learned my lesson with the surprise dating news of Momo and Heechul - and before that, Kai and Jennie (before they broke up).
EGGSOs are sneaky mofos. Well, except Kai and Baekhyun.

Chen just slid by Dispatch like 'FU' and released it on his own.

I bet Chen got advice from Heechul. Chen is already lowkey and doesn't have any social media accounts, so he's even more likely to slip past the radar of the media (aka vultures at Dispatch).

 

[SageWren]

Rather a fast marriage than another burning sun scandal. Wish him, his wife, and their baby a healthy and happy life.