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I'm glad somebody made this, these are the only bits I remember
Alien wrestling part was hilarious.
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i'm sorry, but this made me laugh!I had one game where a neighbouring nation broke in to two after a revolution. The "rebels" lost, but refused to ever fuck off. So even up to the modern ages, I had a bunch of dudes with spears on horseback, riding out of nowhere and attacking my modern city... Every fucking day, they turn up on horses with sticks, just to get machine gunned by one modern unit. Issue is Humankind's combat system is one of it's weakest points, so every fucking time this happened, I had to manually go and resolve it. No idea where they were coming from, their nation had been defeated, and the map had no location shown for them. Apparently those forests contained unlimited manpower though. Fun times, love that.

oof... that's something that would make me stop playing the game for awhile if it were to happen to me. :ughh: you have my sympathy.Oh, but the most irritating was having to abandon a game, over 100 turns deep, because the entire map had no fucking oil. I looked everywhere, the entire world, checked everybody's trade options, not a spec of oil. So everybody reached more modern periods, and slammed to a halt, nobody could make anything. After a google it's a known bug, the resources are randomized, but for some reason oils minimum is set for 0, even though it's a hard requirement for later units.
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so far my complaints are significantly less serious than yours, but again, i haven't played a lot to begin with. xD i think the narrator is really unpleasant. something will happen and he'll make a remark like he thinks he's so witty and funny and i'm like, "man just shut the f*ck up"! i also think the diplomacy window is sometimes confusing. i really hate when i'm travelling and i click on a space and they're like "oh yeah that'll take you 3 more turns and your unit is going here and there and" sdjfkgdh and they start to automatically move the unit before i can say "no f*ck go back"! i'm sorry! i didn't know that tile was apparently inaccessible unless i navigated to it in a very specific way!
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The whole map was visible. All territory around me was owned by 3 nations, and I was allied with them all. I even tried placing a tank in a neighbours territory, see if I could cut them off, didn't help. Whenever I panned the camera away from that corner, the game just decided some horseback crazies would spawn and run rampage.i'm sorry, but this made me laugh!but really, that would get annoying. did you try sending, like, scouts out? to look around again? idk
I haven't actually played since.oof... that's something that would make me stop playing the game for awhile if it were to happen to me. :ughh: you have my sympathy.

I saw somebody on reddit complaining about the narrator the other night. Many agreed he just seems out of place. First time he's MAYBE charming, by turn 100? yeah go away now. I don't tend to have the audio on for strategy games however, music or podcasts blasting typically.so far my complaints are significantly less serious than yours, but again, i haven't played a lot to begin with. xD i think the narrator is really unpleasant. something will happen and he'll make a remark like he thinks he's so witty and funny and i'm like, "man just shut the f*ck up"! i also think the diplomacy window is sometimes confusing. i really hate when i'm travelling and i click on a space and they're like "oh yeah that'll take you 3 more turns and your unit is going here and there and" sdjfkgdh and they start to automatically move the unit before i can say "no f*ck go back"! i'm sorry! i didn't know that tile was apparently inaccessible unless i navigated to it in a very specific way!
Up a mountain, across this river, and we don't have access to this country, so we'll have to go around. A UI element/key binding that shows you the path BEFORE you click, would be a nice quality of life improvement.
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hellohi

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hello![]()
how are you?

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procrastinating on a bunch of assignments
what about you
studying kinda 
do your assignments!

do your assignments!
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king of studyingstudying kinda
do your assignments!

i will do them... eventually
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king of studying
i will do them... eventually
i wish, but i'll end up doing everything with my notes open <3
do them now so that you won't stress later
do them now so that you won't stress later

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at least you have notesi wish, but i'll end up doing everything with my notes open <3
do them now so that you won't stress later
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but if I do them now I will stress now

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at least you have notes
but if I do them now I will stress now![]()
don't you take notes?
yeah but you won't stress over a close deadline...

yeah but you won't stress over a close deadline...
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I haven't done it ever since online classes starteddon't you take notes?![]()
yeah but you won't stress over a close deadline...
I've been a mess lately

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I haven't done it ever since online classes started
I've been a mess lately![]()
it's ok i don't understand anything even with notes

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liar I know you do we are messy but in the end we slay anywaysit's ok i don't understand anything even with notes![]()

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liar I know you do we are messy but in the end we slay anyways![]()
naur if we are one, that means we complement each other
so if one is the flop, the other slays
you are the one that slays
so if one is the flop, the other slays
you are the one that slays

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I don't even have notes I'm obviously the flopnaur if we are one, that means we complement each other
so if one is the flop, the other slays
you are the one that slays![]()

funny that I should be the organized one as a cap

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I don't even have notes I'm obviously the flop![]()
funny that I should be the organized one as a cap![]()
enough!!
cancer wins

cancer wins

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