Game - Corrupt a wish

[DR. K💉M 👄]

It will stop raining but you'll face a 57 degree celsius heatwave

I wish I was happy for no reason

 

[Carnation]

Like a scary ass clown?!

I wish I was a bit shorter

 

[DR. K💉M 👄]

Granted, but your 6 inch height loss is added to my height

I wish I was a black belt at karate

 

[sexy cutie]

Granted. You are immediately killed by a sniper

I wish to meet my bias

 

[Carnation]

But they don't wish to meet you!

I wish I had something delicious for dinner

 

[Pandaa]

But it gave you food poisoning ?

I wish i had a time machine

 

[Carnation]

So you can be killed by a dinosaur?!

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes

 

[Pandaa]

but you are that x-men character and wolverine steals your girlfriend

I wish i could have a 2kg chocolate bar

 

[Carnation]

A 2kg chocolate bar falls out of the sky hitting you on the head and killing you instantly.

I wish I could fly

 

[Cha0sTasTiiC]

off a cliff and then u die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i wish for a unicorn, a purple one please

 

[Pandaa]

a furry dressed in a purple unicorn costume shows up outside your house

i want to be able to hold conversations with my cat

 

[DR. K💉M 👄]

You become a cat as well(maybe that's what you want)

I want to go to heaven

 

[Pleasure]

granted but god doesn't feel like you deserve to be there so he kicks you out

I want to read minds

 

[sexy cutie]

you read all minds of everyone around the world at the same time and your mind explodes

I wish to marry the prettiest girl in the world

 

[Carnation]

Well too bad, I'm already taken.

I wish more people were online now

 

[sexy cutie]

But your electricity suddenly dies

I wish you were single

 

[Carnation]

Wish granted, but i die immediately of a broken heart.

I wish i hadn't died of a broken heart.

 

[Bryant]

You live, but you fill the void in your heart with drugs and partying, you have been busted in the burning sun scandal


I wish the world was ran by women

 

[Carnation]

It already is

I wish I had a private chauffeur to drive me around.

 

[sexy cutie]

Too bad you don't have a car

I wish i have a pink lamborghini