Game - Corrupt a wish

[kimsguardian]

granted. but she'd love taeyeon's album if only there's jyp in it

i wish i could be you, yes you. you are a lucky person.

 

[hatmixx]

granted, but i still share consciousness and i kill ourself!


I want to never have to poop again!

 

[UMJI MOODS]

Colostomy scheduled.

Free flights to outer space.

 

[hatmixx]

Granted. It's a one way ticket


I want a taco!

 

[UMJI MOODS]

A triangular pizza

 

[hatmixx]

Joke's on you I love chocotacos!

Granted. The pizza is made of rubber.

I wanna pet a kitty!

 

[Dead Inside]

Cat is very feral

I want a car

 

[UMJI MOODS]

Your car will be right out


A million dollars in pennies please.

 

[hatmixx]

Granted. You now have 551,155.655462 pounds of metal that you need to transfer to a bank. You grow paranoid and don't want anyone else to touch the money do you transfer it by hand. that would take forever xD


I want Tiffany to react like this to a text from me

 

[UMJI MOODS]

You told her you're giving her $1m to wave at you. She does it from a car driving by at 90mph.

A new clean bar of soap please

 

[BianTwo]

The soap bar is 2 meters long and it weights 10 kg

I want my room to be always cold

 

[hatmixx]

Granted. you now live on Pluto


i wanna be with tiffany!

 

[UMJI MOODS]

A video of you has been posted on YouTube as well.

I want a nap.

 

[hatmixx]

Granted. You slept through seungyeon knocking on your door asking for directions.


I want unlimited free food

 

[UMJI MOODS]

I give you a fishing pole and a seat by the ocean.

I want candy.

 

[hatmixx]

Every time music plays,. You can't hear that song but instead you hear, I want candy. it's also the Aaron Carter version xD


I wanna marry a bias!

 

[Seunghee's Eyebrows]

Your bias will cheat on you

I wished the kids at kindergarten were more obedient

 

[UMJI MOODS]

It is parents day at kindergarten. They will be obedient for a whole 5 minutes.

I want my gas tank to stay full all the time.

 

[Seunghee's Eyebrows]

Your gas tank will stay full but it is carbon dioxide

I wished subscription services like Netflix and Spotify were free

 

[UMJI MOODS]

You are given pirated access for free but are caught by law enforcement.

I wish to read minds.